The way to smoke w/o your parents knowing

There are probablly threads of this, but the way I used to do it when I lived at home was:
1. Get your ganj and pack it, roll it (unles you are rollina blunt...blunts won't work), w/e.
2. Go into the bathroom and turn on the shower (put your ganj and lighter in your pocket or conceal it from sight).
3. Light the ganj and hit it however many times you want.
4. Light a candle or spray some air freshener (which ever one you usually use when your bathroom stanks).
5. Take a quick shower (so you don't reek of ganj).
5.5. If you use air freshener you may want to spray it one more time.
6. Get dressed in fresh clothes and eat something, brush your teeth, or chew on some gum (so your breathe is good).
7. Act normally. Don't try to hide the fact your high because you end up looking more suspicious when you try to hide it. But also don't do anything rediculously obvious (like drop weed out of your pocket, laugh uncontrolably at nothing, etc.).

 

no one would have any trouble doing all that... up to #3 included tho. afterwards is a different story lol

 

You did this EVERY TIME you got high in your home? Wow. I say pipe + window fan = perfect. No need for all that stuff.

 

+1

I'd be screwed without my fan.. those things are lifesavers. I put it on high for twenty minutes and open both windows.. after that leave it on low and if it's winter time close the windows.

Works like a charm to get rid of the smell of 2 bowls or so.. can't say about more though, never done that inside.

 

id rather just go outside and toke, walk around for a while, eat at a pizzeria or wherever, and return home, not having to deal with parents, breath is fine, scent is off, job well done.

inside though, well, depends on the amount of bud you smoke. if its not a lot, windows, fan and incense will do fine. if its a lot, like more than a gram or so, go to the bathroom and do your thing.

 

I am not convinced on the bathroom thing, I've heard it a lot. I guess I'll have to try it with a small amount first.. see how it works.

But I don't see how the shower can cover up a smoke smell. I guess the fan helps a lot too.. and using a fair amount of soap..

My bathroom doesn't have a window, is that a problem?

 

bathroom thing works like a charm. anothing 'tip' is to put some shampoo in the bottom of the shower. whole bathroom smells like shampoo.

 

if i'm not mistaken, the bathroom thing works because of the steam created by running the hot water, which neutralizes the smell, it's worked for me numerous times at my friends house

we'd blaze 3 joints and a bowl in his bathroom with the steam on, and no one noticed a smell at all (by no one, i mean his brothers and sisters that were in the livingroom at the time of the blazing)

 

i close the door and crack the window. my mom smokes so im not gonna catch any shit. just as long as im not too blatant about it.

i cant see myself going thur the hassle everytime i smoke. maybe if im at a paranoid friends house or something, but not everytime.

 

everytime in my room i:

close the door and lay my housecoat by the crack

light a scented candle
open the window
blow smoke out window.

spray axe (NOT A LOT ) when done.

 

Bathroom is king, I do that usually a few times a week before bed. Never had a problem

 

I just moved out of my parents house. They had know clue after that

 

Or you could buy Ozium and smoke in ur room.

 

I don't go through much trouble. I just lock my doors, turn on my tv, light some incense, and smoke. That's if I do it at night. During the day I go in my bathroom, turn on the water, take a few hits, light an incense match and go.

 

open the window, light some incense, put a wet towel under the door, smoke, blow out the window, spray air freshener, turn on fan, spray air freshener again. Done and Done.

 

Good post, ive done this many times.

I dont need to anymore though, because its come to the point where i have so much dirt on my mom she knows herself she cant do much when she catches me smoking weed in my room(hardley ever does). My dad doesnt give a shit all he cares about his drug habbits and also knows i have a ton of dirt on him, so how can he possibly tell me what to do? The only reason i limit myself is for the sake of my sister. Shes so innocent at age 13, and she gets scared at the fact im smoking and really loses more and more respect for me, shes been brought up well with good morals, like never ever do drugs because of what it turned her parents into.

 

nobody wondered what two guys were doing in the bathroom with the shower running?


i'd be more concerned with that than somebody smoking dope in there.

 

Exactly the same, but sometimes i dont bother with the deoderant. Axe is the same as Lynx yeh?

 

-smoke out the window
-open any other windows in the room
-hold pipe/joint out the window if its cherrying/try to cover pipe to put it out
-when done, leave windows open for an hour, and light some incense sorta near the window (that way it doenst smell too strong and obvious)
-brush teeth or eat something to make sure your breath doenst reek

 

Yeah but what if someone was to go in the bathroom soon after I came out, would I be okay if they don't really know the smell of weed?