the 'Try and come up with a sex act that hasn't yet been in a porno' thread

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by RandomOne, Feb 7, 2009.

  1. RandomOne

    RandomOne Member

    1) Shooting cum out of the nose - make the girl laugh as she is trying to swallow and she shoots the load out of her nostril instead!
     
  2. Slothguy

    Slothguy Member

    Buttered waffle - fuck a girl in a park (preferably in the ass). Then pull out, slam her face into a chainlink fence and cum all over it. Hence, then buttered waffle.
     
  3. IDL

    IDL Banned

    Sleeping beauty - Jerk off and cumm on her feet whilst she's sleeping, wake her up with a cock slap on her face, and make her suck you off while she gags and pukes while ripping her hair out of her skull. Lol. About the only thing I can think of right now.
     
  4. Lilith785

    Lilith785 Member

    How about real life sex type sex?

    "ooh sorry"
    "are you comfy"
    "am I hurting you"
    "the dog is staring at us"
    "sorry babe I wish i could have lasted longer"
    "Thats my belly button sweetie"

    You get the picture [​IMG]
     
  5. gregariddle

    gregariddle Member

    Girl eating her own pussy - it's the holy grail of porn.
     
  6. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Fucking the back of her knee, inside of her elbow or armpit. (Plenty of lube, please.)
    Similar to fucking the space between her jaw and neck. ("Oral" sex for women who don't like the taste.)
     
  7. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

    Yes!

    Scene: small suburban bedroom. No music.

    Woman enters. She is middle aged and conscious of stretch marks, sagging breasts and buttocks. Hence she quickly dons a nightie that looks like it saw duty as an overcoat in the Polish army in 1942. She covers her face in night cream, climbs into bed and reads a woman's magazine.

    Man enters. He is pudgy and hairy. He is wearing briefs emblazoned with World's Best Dad. He removes them, revealing a tiny and shrivelled penis. He climbs into bed.

    Man: How about it?

    Woman: Fuck off.

    Finis.

    Alternate DVD endings:

    Man: How about it?

    Woman: Sure!

    Sound FX: baby begins to cry.

    Woman climbs wearily out of bed and leaves.




    Man: How about it?

    Woman: Have you washed the car/cleaned the windows/mowed the lawn?

    Man: Forget it....



    Woman: I'm in the mood....remember what day it is?

    Man: Err...Sunday??

    Woman (who throws magazine, lamp and night cream jar at him) No you moron, it's our anniversary!!

    Woman exits, sobbing, to consume the contents of the refrigerator

    :)
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

    Alabama Hot Pocket.

    If it exists in porn then I don't even want to see it.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  9. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

    Your calling is obviously as a porn director.
     
  10. unclerico

    unclerico Member

    have the girl hang from the ceiling fan at full speed and she spins around on the guys dick
     
  11. birsha

    birsha Member

    I saw one where the girl (Japanese porn I think) was sniffing the cum up her nose. Pretty nuts. I'm pretty sure I saw one where the cum came out the girl's nose when she tried to swallow too. Especially if you watch some of the crazier stuff from countries other than the US there's some pretty bizarre stuff out there. I'd almost bet that everything mentioned here has been done.
     
  12. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

    What I haven't seen is a girl taking a DP and the guys come close to the same time, one in her ass and one in her pussy.

    I've seen triple anal and triple vaginal, what I'd like to see is a girl doing either and then having a massive dildo in her other hole.
     
  13. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBQrUpDQU8"]YouTube - I want to poop back and forth
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

    dancing banana

    [​IMG]
     
  15. unclerico

    unclerico Member

  16. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sLuNwIPXlI"]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  17. floes

    floes Senior Member

    two lesbians fucking and when one cums you throw a bucket of snakes on them and record the reaction

    what would a girl be doing when shes cuming her brains out and has all these snakes all over?

    i know it sounds horriable but makes me laugh eveytime i think about it
     
  18. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

    Its from an OK film in my opinon, but its an interesting one.
     
  19. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

    Fuxsake, man...I wish I hadn't googled that!

    I can't think of anything more extreme than the one scene I saw where a chick gets an anal creampie, farts the cum into a champagne glass and another chick drinks it with a straw.
     
  20. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

    Oscar material ... way to go :2thumbsup:
     

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