The truth about cats.

I love cats too. They are selfish tho. Dogs are more loving, but the peaceful presence of the cat is soothing and homely I think.

 

Cats and dogs understand human emotions. They know when you're interested in them and know when you aren't. They will also observe you all your life so them coming to you when you're relaxed and watching tv or sleeping makes sense and them not wanting to hang around when you have no time for them makes sense too. They're animals, they've got their own agenda too.

 

I love cats, but my most recent cat is completely different than any cat I have ever known. In essence, not all cats are the same. This cat does not like to be held, she does not like to be pet, she does not want anyone near her, she is a veritable independent loner. She never meows and she is never underfoot, and those are probably her two best qualities, because normally she is always misbehaving and running around like the evil beast she is.

 

George Carlin used to say some great things about cats and dogs.

 

They say we share our psychic life with our pets. I send mine love all the time and I think I get it back?

 

LOL! I LOVE this! and YES...I completely agree with you.

When I want to nap but still need to settle in/down, Brownie Brown always shows up - prepared to still me! That is the surest sign of my love and devotion..that I try to still myself. This is more than I have done or would do for a human.

The sound of the vacuum is repellant, but if I even approach the can opener, he is there before an entire turn is completed...no matter if he was previously in what appeared to be deep sleep.

Yes, I am also owned...I don't do the owning. I wouldn't change it for anything.

(I greatly miss being owned by my sweet kitty below, Grey Socks...he's waiting on me.)

 

I always liked cats but they seem to hate me (I'm also severly allergic). I've owned 3 cats, all of which have been outdoor cats. It's like they're bipolar or something. One minute they're your best friend and the next they bite you or don't want anything to do with you. Maybe it's because they were outdoor cats? My friends cats aren't mean but they're very standoffish. I wish they just stayed kittens

 

Nah, they wouldn't hate you....You have to understand the many sides to the nature of the cat. Bites can be playful or mean, depending on whether or not you have hurt their feelings. My burmese would launch at me from a tree in the darkness of night out of no where if I had been gone too long. Id have to crawl back into her good books. If I left her for a night she would turn the place over. Dig in the pot plants, pull the bin over and empty contents on the floor, then a couple of launches from a tree or worse... under the bed late at night....Gotta love them.

 

Cats are dependent ninja children that you can't claim on your taxes...

 

They Say Pets Mimic Their Owners...



Cheers Glen.

 

Actually cats are very healing. Their purr is an ultrasound and they know when you are ill. Here is a article about theories of a cats healing ability. So yes they seem lazy but it is for a reason.

 

George Carlin on cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzvm8k5kSjs

 

I years ago adopted a cat from the Humane society. He was a Russian blue and I loved that furry thing to bits but he had a little bit of a cat side to him.

I have not owned a cat since as for some reason I developed allergies to cats once he passed away.

At the time I had a dog, guinea pig and a budgie and this cat and they all played together at the cats whim, of course.

I think my dog would have thought this...........

 

I love my cats so much it is ridiculous

Here is one of them in a box

 

Even my cat loves boxes. What is it about the boxes that they love?

 

I'll admit that I love a good box as well... for example, here is me in a big box:

 

......:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Cats definitley own their humans.

My two kittens are crazy. They fight over me in bed, who gets to sleep snuggled against my chest and who is left with the feet. Then in the middle of the night, whilst I am deep in slumber, they sneak off and cause havoc. Imagine waking with vegetables on your bed, ones that you forgot to put back in the fridge after using for dinner that are now makeshift cat toys scatteted over your bedroom.. They fight and play on top of me when I'm in bed, I will be suddenly woken by claws in my face as a cat dashes across my head.

But then theres those awesome moments where they both come and chill on my lap, and purr and snuggle their heads down and i could just stay there forever