the 'things you've learnt from bad experiences' thread

i have learnt that mixing lynx and rexona deoderant, produces a smeel similar to bug spray

iv also learnt that no matter how hard i try, teachers can always tell when you've forged your parents signatures

 

I've learned that if you are up at 1:46 in the moring, the next day will be hell.

 

don't date someone who is literally twice your age, especially if you're under 20 at the time

 

oo another one

never take a no-doz, then 3 red bulls, then a v drink, then another no-doz....in the same day

 

Inside thought - (What is it with girls always drinking a shitload of energy drinks)

 

i hardly ever drink them. it was just that i was bored. so i wanted to see what would happen

 

That a state of mind can make all the difference

 

Co-dependent, ego based relationships aren't cool, healthy or good for your growth.
And if they fucked up real bad once they probably will again. (not always though if you're lucky )

 

Don't eat yellow snow.



oh, and, NEVER smoke a hash joint when lying down.

 

I'm lucky to be alive.

 

Some people are just assholes that should be avoided.

 

always make sure a person passed out is on their side
there is no way that everyone you meet will like you
if you think someone is OD-ing call the paramedics not 911
death is a part of life

 

if you overdose on anti-allergics because they have sleeping effects and you want to go to sleep, it's very likey that the overdose won't make you sleepy, but more agitated...

 

exactly!
watch out where the huskies go!



oh and:

don't climb through your neighbours window all stoned with your
(poor) friend 'the rich' at 4 am.

 

Never

Never

Lie for a friend at times its best to lie for yourself (well at times)

if your are selected into a group and you feel inferior to others, don’t let it bring you down, there is a reason why you were put there.

Don’t go all psycho when someone has hurt you, talk to them, if they don’t listen or are not the listening type – that’s life you can’t expect people to understand the impact they have on you…….even if they mean to cause harm.

Yes and follow every rule the teachers tell you (well try too)

 

chicks are all the same and there are always more.

 

don't get a much of snow into a cone and put juice in it.your tummy will feel weird.

 

Uhh... Stay In Drugs And Don't Do School

 

make sure to check mugs that are right near the dishes

you never know if your mom or whoever is doing the dishes put vineger in them...
true story...it will make you barf.
and your stomach hurt because there will be too much acidic stuff in your tum tum

 

Don't slide down the stairs on a piece of car paneling. You'd think that this would be a given, but you'd be wrong.