the texas dildo massacre.

when i first read about this, i was praying that it was a joke... NO SUCH LUCK. IT IS REAL PEOPLE!

here in texas, our "great" state attorney general, greg abbott, has filed a case with the courts, to end the sale of butt plugs and dildos in the state.
what is the reason for this?
according to abbott, the women of texas, are murdering their unborn childern massive numbers, by performing self-abortions with butt plugs and dildos!

how much is it going to cost the people of texas, in legal fees for this stupidity as it makes it way through the courts?
oh, hell! let's just outlaw fucking while we're at it! dicks kill unborn babies too!

people, if any of you all live in texas, we need to get to the polls in november, and vote this idiot out of office.

 

hahahaha. omg. wow.

 

Woooooo! Texas!

 

If dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.

The Texas vegetable growers association is probably endorsing the bill.

 

this is completely ridiculous, perpostoroni!!! :hat:

 

i wonder if i'd be put away for dildo trafficking...

 

More than two would be 'intent to distribute'.

 

Are cucumbers and bananas being outlawed as well?

 

:rofl::rofl:

this is way too random and weird :rofl:
hahahahahhahahha :rofl:

 

why haven't they just gone and made their own country yet? Isn't that what they want? Would anyone miss them? Sorry blackcat... Obviously, not everyone from Texas is retarded (one of my best friends in high school came from there), but the people that are being allowed to run that place... something just isn't right there.

 

You aint from round heer so you dont no shit!

 

texas for the most part is pretty cool. i've seen a lot of places that are anti-bible belt. but i guess this part of texas will always exist.

 

you don't need to apologize me firefly. i may live in texas, but i'm not from texas.
my home state is minnesota.:sifone: i was born in thunder bay, ontario, canada and, raised the first 10 years of my life in duluth, minnesota, u.s.a.
i'm more then proud to say i'm not a texan!

i know what you mean that "something is not right about texas."
when i first came down here in 1966 i thought, "am i still in the u.s.a.?" it was big time culture shock for me!
of course, texans think something is wrong minnesotians. minnesota is one of the most liberal and socialistic states in the union! :cheers2:
texas is one of the most conseverative and capitalistic (in the very worst of ways!) states in the union! uke:

things really went to hell in texas about 20 years ago, when the conseverative republicans, took over the control of the state.
texas is the largest republican state in the union.
in fact, texas republicans run the national republican party.
things are starting to change here in texas. texas is no longer a red (republican) state. it is now a purple or, swing state, the trend seems to be, that texas is becoming a blue (democratic) state again.
i'm old enough to remember when the democrats last were in control of the state.... it was not not all that great but, i was one hell of a lot, lot, lot, better then under the democrats, then it is now under the republicans!

 

I don't understand his arguement, I don't see how a dildo or a butt plug is massacreing unborn babies. Unless you're using those huge ones...Like really ginormous...and you like purposely hammer the shit out of your uterus I don't see the relevence to this with babies.

 

I can honestly say that I've never killed a baby (unborn or otherwise) with a dildo.. but this thread is giving me bad ideas...

 

I looked it up because i didn't believe it at first. They are saying that they can dislodge a new embryo, or something like that. Without the mother even being aware of it, or something.

 

lolz, maybe you can explain it to me. How's the secession going?

 

lol. then they'd have to make sex with pregnant women illegal, too. i read somewhere that most women will have a spontaneously aborted baby at some point in time during their life. that's natural. some just don't take, naturally, and aren't meant to be.

 

btw, i really like texas, crazies and all. it's always so interesting and diverse.

 

This doesn't make sense. The dildo can only go as far as a woman's cervix and the uterus is inside the cervix right? And when women get pregnant the baby grows in the uterus right? So how the hell is a dildo gonna abort a baby? I know the cervix opens but I just don't understand.