The strangest thing you stuck your dick in.

Just wondering.

 

A mason jar filled with warm mac-n-cheese.

 

In college a friend told that they would roll up a magazine but leave a hole in about the size of their dicks and then lube it up. Next they would put it between the mattress and box springs and fuck it. I was having a dry spell and was horny as hell. So, I tried it and it worked, the magazine got cream pies and I got some relief. I’ve never done that again.

 

There is an online store called "WISH" that popped up on my news feed. In it there is a woman's rubber torso with fuckable vag and ass and nice tits. The whole thing is just $30.00 Great price and better than a magazine.

 

I’m guessing that it would have been very difficult to find in 1988. But I could be wrong lol.

 

I had a similar one of those about 18 years ago. It was just the ass and vagina. It took care of me many nights.

 

Not into, but I can press the tip of mine when it's soft and push the whole thing inside me, not just a little, but pressing the tip inward the entire finger-length in and sort of inverting it. I had one girlfriend who had a large clit, and we could sort of reverse the act by getting me off first and when it got smaller/softer, she'd press my dick into me with her clit.

XX penetrating XY without having to strap anything on to do it.

 

A sandwich baggie full of warm peanut butter....
I was really young, don't judge me... lol

 

My ex.

 

Yuck such memories. I dispized my X. I went over my x house ha ha and she wanted to suck my dick. She said dont cum in my mouth, so it came in her mouth. I said you give such good head I couldn't stop.

 

My lady at the time loved honey, so stuck my dick in the jar and received a wonderfully slow tongue filled blowjob.

 

sounds delicious, honey and cum hmmmmm

 

Sometimes, I heat up a frozen burrito & bite one end open. Then when it cool enough to not burn, I have a go at it. I'll cum into it & then eat it for lunch.

I've also bored holes into watermelons & cantaloupes, then fucked them.

 

I put yogurt in my girls pussy and ate much of it because she play acted like she fucked several guys and had me clean her up. Then I fucked the pussy with yogurt inside and i came in her. I stayed in with her on top as we watched more porn. I got another stiffy and ate cum flavored yogurt. I have a pretty healthy diet don't you think so?

 

My ex wife. She was fucking crazy.......literally!

 

I fucked an old pillow. I just cut a little hole and it had a fluffy inside. I did my business and then tossed it out... it wasn't all that great and I was a little embarrassed.

 

Ever been to a "glory hole" It's a place you go to to have your cock sucked or if you want to suck a cock.. It;s a small place like a toilet only there is no toilet only four walls. On one of the walls there is a small hole. You can put your cock in the hole and a guy you can't see will suck your cock.or the guy can put his cock in the hole and you can suck his cock! ..............