The Stoners Echo Chamber

I find it rather relaxing... Plus free hallucinations. win win

 

Yeah I honestly don't get anyone who's not down with it.

 

Nah im not jealous of your neighbours.
My neighbours could be Jeff Gordon I'd want nothing to do with him. Don't be popping your head over the fence, Jeff. I'd tell him.

No wait.

I'd make sure there's a hole in the hedge so I can pop head through though get a peek of that supermodel wife of his. Okay Jeff Gordon can be my neighbour.

 

So jealous.

 

I don't need cowboys in my life man. I'm the cowboy.

 

Sounds Like A "Glory Hole" To Moi......



Cheers Glen.

 

I would be so scared of you if you were my neighbor, Irminsul.

 

No you wouldn't. You'd only ever hear me. Hard to see through to my house because of the tall hedges. you'd hear me talking to my rabbits and music and smell my firedrum. But that's about it.

I wave at my neighbours if I see them. I hear them all the time the South African neighbours are loud, she's loud, big thick Camaroon chick and some lazy white guy named Ged lol and it's funny hearing them argue.

Once he wanted to go camping and we was playing with rabbits listening and she's gone so there's no toilet? And he's like no you go behind a tree. And she's yelling at him.. I grew up having to take a piss behind trees im never doing it again!

Now they're kids are growing up.

Funny thing is we always saw them when we were house hunting too like there's never too many houses for sale here so we looked at the same time and wound up as neighbours and remembered each other. Their house was bought 2 weeks before ours and they saw us when we moved in and he said "you Bastards, all the work is already done for your house"

Then the other neighbour I dunno he just complains the dog barks sometimes when we aren't home. I snapped at him once and said oh so he's doing his job then? Like fuck off seriously. Dog barks get over it. I know he's silent when we are home so whatever.

Then 2 years ago some folks moved in across the street. I've only talked to them once and that's cause my dog was running around the front lawn.

 

I'm scared of people who wave

 

I'm just sure because my music taste is all over the place that my neighbours just think our music taste is all over the place. Sometimes I'm blasting country the next minute I'm getting my freak on with some dance.

 

I'm just quiet.

 

I think we are too, except for the music and when I have people over obviously gets loud in the backyard.

 

I couldn't be fucked walking but I said I would so I will.

 

I feel so close to you right now...

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP
boop boop boop boop boop boop

I feel so close to you right now it's a forcefield

 

Dicking around with this lesbian (im sure it's a guy) on fetlife they want me to be a maid like yeah sure that's my kink, cleaning your pigstye. Fucken stooge.

 

Subtle advertising....

 

Hrmm this new supplement I got says it'll balance out my hormones and reduce my estrogen Levels.

Do I want that? Isn't that what makes me female? Other than the other bits and pieces I have?

 

It’ll make a man out of ya

 

Bro I already got ovaries bigger than most dudes nuts.

 

My xbox controller doesn't turn the xbox on for some reason and when I say XBOX ON in doesn't turn on anymore either, so I have to get up and turn it on by hand.

Do you know how much of a pain that is once you're not used to it? To physically have to drag yourself off the couch 4m to turn it on?

I just decided, I didn't want to play my xbox after all.