"If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute you're a thief. A common thief!" "Okay. Take it easy, Betty." "Sorry, but these thieves make me so damn mad. You know who you are—thieves!" —Missionary Impossible, Betty White and PBS Man, Season 11, Episode 15, Original air date: February 20, 2000. "Homer, think carefully. Of all the people you have known, who might have reason to do you ill?" "Hmm. Well, there's Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush..." "The late Frank Grimes." "PBS, Stephen Hawking, the fat little Dixie Chick..." "And the state of Florida." "How can one man have so many enemies?" —The Great Louse Detective, Sideshow Bob, Homer and Marge Simpson, Season 14, Episode 6, Original air date: December 15, 2002. "Moving on to new business, what act of unmitigated evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week? "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" "You've already done enough, Nader." "Let's get rid of PBS! Those lousy Muppets have been taking food out of my mouth for too long. Humph!" —Brawl in the Family, Mr. Burns, Ralph Nader and Krusty the Clown, Season 13, Episode 7, Original air date: January 6, 2002. "Children, we have a special treat today. Willie!" "Welcome to Diversity Tales..." "Enjoy your multicultural hooey!" "It was the Feast of the Sea Lion Who Would Not Share. Come, Brother Titi. Let us collect cha-cha sticks. I will make a headdress for the wedding of Earth Turtle and Moon Mongoose. You don't need a headdress. Your most beautiful costume is your self-esteem... What is this crap? This is worse than Wheelchair-Nocchio." —The Italian Bob, Groundskeeper Willie and Announcer, Season 17, Episode 8, Original air date: December 11, 2005.
