It was a nice sunny afternoon in St.Paul, Minnesota. Princsess Prosparo was having lunch with her husband and friends. Thay lived in a uge castle with lots of valubles in it. "Thats the best food i'v seen in a long time Princess prosparo" said the gaurd licking his lips.All over the big table was lavender, lollypops(realy big ones),egg drop soap,mash potatoes with gravy, wine,lots of goods meats,sushi,pizza,corn,green tea,lots of candy, and much more. "Oh, Tom you can come eat with us if you want to"No thanks princess, I half to be on duty at all time beacase some clepto maniac might break in and steel somthing".Even no body has tride to take any thing befor, exsept a man that looked like a warlock,according to Kelly and joe.They were scared to death because he was flying with blood on his face.fourchunitly, Johny(the fiddle player) came just in time becase the warlock was flying twords them. Johny tride to fight it but he was just to stong so he played his fiddle and he hated it and scemed and flew away.Johny is a totle country guy. The princsess gave him a promotion, instead of being a butler he got to be a entertainer! He was so happy, he said he would wish he would never die befor christ came back. He knew he half to watch him self because the warlock might come back."OH MY GOD"Said Monica in fright."Where the l is the dog"? "Where did you last see her?I CANT REMEMBER DAMN IT! JUST HELP ME FIND HER! Everyone knew not to mess with her because she was Then the princsess came in suprised wondering whats going on. Is everything okay in here?" I herd yelling". "I'm missing my damn dog"! "Hey"! Yeld the princsess. "We dont use that language here"! "One more time and your fired"! "You got that"? "No I dont you stupid woman"! "Thats it seize her and thow her in the snakes pit"! No you dont! Then one of the gards came and shot her with trakolizer. Naild her! Said the gard. Everyone went after Monica. A few minutes later she woke up and the gard drew his sword just to protect him self incase she was still the same.When she got off the ground she looked around at everybody in suspense. "Where am I"? "Your at the left conadore of the castle Monica". "Oh yeah, the warlock came inside my body". Looking scared. "Well why did he want the dog for"? "Well, I'm not realy sure, but what I think is that he would go inside the dog and make the dog evil and hert us" With the princsess looking suprised. "Thank you Brick(Witch was one of the gards) for shoting me because if you didin't we would problly not be here right now"."Your welcome, I'm just glad your okay".DING DONG! "Oh good it's time for the soccer game"! Yelld Johny with esitment. He loved wathing sports. Thay all got in a line and started moving. When every body was their the lady anoused" In todays game its the Rapids vs.Enferno"! "Oh my gosh"! "Thats the two best teams yet"! The best person on the rapids is #34. His name was Elijah Paul. He was awsome at running with the ball andd making goals. He was not good at defending. The best person on Enferno was Charlie Goglin,#76 He was very good at defending,but not good at making goals. lmao... my bro. wrote that a while back and forgot about it. it's so fuckin funny elijah paul is my other bro.'s name and charlie is his only friend. haha... and the text was originally in red, too. (oh, and it was that big too)
i couldn't keep up with that story, so many twists and turns..... i'll just say i like it so i dont hurt your brother's fat feelings. wait, no nvm, fuck your brother, that shit sucked
fix the font and go re-read Poe's "The masque of the Red Death" or whatever it was called and stick to reading
:-/ what do you mean? you don't know the Edgar Poe's story with that Prospero prince in it? Don't believe you
Wow that's bizarre, I have never seen him referred to as just "Edgar Poe" before. Is it Sir now, too? Was he knighted posthumously? Anyway, will someone please tell me what the fuck is up with THIS: ???? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
right.... How old was your brother when he wrote this? oh, and Poe's red death story is awesome. Great, great, great.
No I didn't... Haha, I didn't know my bro. read Poe (I'm surprised he can read at all).... someone asked how old he was, he was like ten or eleven I think. And sunfree, is a face. Like when heard something weird or confusing. o and O are eyes, and _ the the mouth.....
