The Question Thread

Ask whatever question you want and anyone who opens the thread has to answer. Until someone else questions.

(done before, im sure... but can be fun)

 

How do you remove a gerbil from the anus after they scared it with fire to get in there in the first place?

 

Simple.. Insert a machine into said anus's owner that can teach the gerbil to love fire... and the end result will be he'll be much easier to remove.

 

Stop holding fire to the anus.

 

That would make the anus a WIDE RECEIVER

 

Goat.sx

 

do you think i'm sexy? do you want to kiss me? love me and marry me?

i have to not watch stupid sandra bullock movies

 

I would love to hear ya just chant it like she did, that would be funny! oh and see ya do it with a straigh face.

 

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

1...2....3. *crunch*
3.

The world may never know?

 

thats no answer! gosh, i guess i have to get a tootsie pop and find out myself.

 

Why do cigarettes taste so good when you smoke pot?

 

I counter with another question:
Why do cloves taste better than regular cigarettes?

 

i do everything with a straight face


and lucky i think the honest question is why do cigarettes taste so good when you're snorting cocaine?
yeah, i said it :H

 

because cigarettes heighten your state of intoxication?

and cloves taste like...well...cloves. we flavor food with cloves, not tobacco.

 

Oh, you went there girlfriend. You went there.

Perhaps the cig has a calming effect to the coke?

 

yes

oh yeah!

uuhhhh....

 

How much alcohol will you consume in the next 24hours?

 

None, Im on a binder

 

How much fuck could a woodless Chuck suck if a woodless Chuck could fuck with wood?