The problem of shopping while high

you get lazy and don't want to try things on, you buy super bright things and later while sober you know you have to reutrn everything you got because there is no way in hell you are going out in public with lime green pants. WHo turns shopping in to a diaster if they smoke prior.

 

i dont have that problem

 

Food shopping high is much worse; you buy a lot of random things and go to the check out and get weird looks, lol. I once bought batteries and a 24 fl oz of Mountain Dew, lol.

 

i dont have those probs either, i love shopping high, its like your a child again and everyhting is special..

 

when i go shopping stoned liek ian grocerie store everyhtign i see im like OOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKK thats looooks SSSOOOOO goood
!!! lol this thread reminded me of 1 time my friends grama took me and my too stoner buddys shopping and let us buy wut ever we wanted ( hsi grandparents are rich)

 

i do everything high...except drive because im a new driver and that freaks me the fuck out. but food shopping is definately amazing when you're high...wow.

 

Ya, driving high isn't very pleasant; unless your out in the country and have a nice stretch of road in front of you. It's like a video game almost, lol; going 80+ mph is crazy when you're high. Of course, you should be careful if you ever do something like this... and its best to not make it a pastime.

 

WE went to walgreens today to get drinks. One friend was taking out money to pay for his, and another told him not to because he was going to pay. So the first friend said "Score!". Then he started to laugh, so he walked out of the store. I then found myself laughing, and I noticed that the cashier was not ignorant of our strange behavior - she was laughing also. So I got my ass out of the store, and the one friend was left. I heard him say "bastards!" quite loud. HE told us she asked him if we were going to make him carry out the stuff alone. "yeah, BASTARDS" he said.

 

i've never been clothes shopping high but go food shopping while high all the time. i love going food shopping while high even tho i end up wanting everything & spend way too much on munchies. the only problem i have shopping high is that i always end up forgetting what i went for in the first place & end up having to go back!

 

How come you're driving on roads if ur only 16?!

 

Well one time I went with my dad to the store to get some food and I was high super sayain high I'm telling you. Anyways my dad was too and well this was the only time its ever happened. Anywho we ended up buying like 300 dollars worth of munchy food and ended up eating like two-thirds of it. It was great that stuff doesn't happen much these days though.

-Later
billy_bong

 

man, i hate shoppin for clothes sober. But food shoppin while fried rules. especially in the rain at 330 in the morning, while there is noone else in kroger. Your carryin around all this random shit cause you forgot the basket, then you go home and make peanutbutter cookies somehow without using peanutbutter.

 

shoot...me and my ex went to wal-mart stoned one nite and got 2 cans of redi-whip, 3lbs of strawberries, some chocolate syrup, and a box of fried chicken....hehe

 

i went to sam´s club recently (for those of you who dont know, it´s a warehouse-type store where you buy everything in bulk so it´s cheaper) while baked and really hungry. not a good idea.
walked outta the store with this big thing of cookies, this huge thing of beef sticks, a huge pack of bagel bites, some chips.... the list goes on. it wasnt all for me, but still, i felt like i was in the beginning of half baked.

"hey, how ´bout you? you feel it yet?"
"a little" *as he takes a bit from that HUGE abbazabba)

 

OOOOh I know what you mean costco and sams club are dangerous while high. Not only because of all the junk food but also because costco has the coolest watches and I have little restraint hwile high and love watches.