The pracitcal uses of my cock....

Go.

 

A flag post for the smallest country in the world.

 

Isn't it more just practically useless.

 

Everything has some use.

 

Yes which is why I need suggestions on how to make it a more useful piece of my anatomy.

Right now it can stand, lay down, do sit ups, and spit long distances

None of these things are exactly practical for daily life.... :toetap05:

 

Yes, you're right.

Work makes one free.

You should put it into an interment camp of sorts.

 

Nothing that I can think of....

it helps make sure you can relese urine from your body, I guess.

 

saves bulimics the trouble of trying to make themselves puke

 

I thought you have to be able to reach the throat to make someone gag.

 

damn... ^

 

sleep aid commercial.

 

carny shows

something to put in a penis pump

baby making

 

Fermented and then eaten.

 

toothpick

 

cleaning the lawnmower blades

 

put it in the middle of a pizza so the box top doesnt touch

 

this is so gross hahah

 

it could be used to hold the door open at the bank down the street

 

one earplug

 

bathtub drain stopper