The Pope's Screen Name

If the Pope had to pick a screen name for AOL, what would it be?
Screen names are a bitch to get no matter who you are.
I mean, almost everyone has to try a dozen times to get a name that is not already taken or has a add a million numbers onto it.

 

"emporor_palpatine_lookalike"
"his_holy_pointedhat"
"bulletproof_mercedes"
"rat_zing_rrr"

 

Pontiff_Pilot

Pope_on_a_rope

 

the_pope_smokes_dope
unlimited_power
palpatine_likes_ovaltine

 

vatican_man
teh_great_popezor

 

Da_pope

 

Youth_Hitler_World_Leader

 

holymoly05

 

hierophant

 

The_virgin_hairy

 

God's_goon

 

Ok that so wins.

 

goeths ganafiem...[gods thief ]

 

XXX_John_Paul_XXX
X_POPZORZ_X
P0P3

 

Itsthe_freakinPope
pope_mobile22

 

1nf4l1bl3

 

Haha, I was soooo thinking that.....

 

twisted, warped, tormented minds..... okay maybe they don't think alike, but I'll bet they collide often enough to look like it......

 

Arg, now all I can think of is that movie Dogma "Since God is infallible, to prove Her wrong would unmake Existence....."

 

Black_smoke_resume