The Perks of Being a Man

I just took a piss right off my front porch because I live in the middle of nowhere which allows me to do awesome things like that.

But more importantly, I can take a piss off my front porch because I am a man... which is awesome.

What are some other perks and advantages of being a man other than pissing anywhere we damn please, not getting periods or pregnant, and owning this world while giving women the illusion of equal rights?

 

I actually believe it is women who rule, men who illusion

 

shit, shower, shave, get dressed in less than 5 minutes

 

^ true

 

^^

are any of these done properly? :tongue:

 

Very very good point.

I woke up 5 minutes before work today, managed to do all three, and wasn't late.

 

damn right they are. its not the best shave ever, like i get when i use my double edge razor, but its still clean shaved. body is washed and i smell good, teeth are brushed. and pants are put on correctly :tongue:

 

Women rule the weak sex-crazed men.

But the strong-minded men rule all.

 

I myself and am a sensitive artist and an excellent fighter and lover. Being a man is excellent.

 

This is the best post I've seen on here since I've been a member.

The ladies need to be reminded how great men are on a daily basis, so they will get back to their true calling - making sandwiches for hungry men.

 

Yea being a man rocks. Sucks to be you, women. HA!

 

Don't forget about getting us beer and cleaning the kitchen.

Yes, kitchen.

 

I don't care if its an illusion, all I want is a real sandwhich when I ask for one.

 

LOL. mayo then ?

 

Being a woman's excellent too. I am pro lady.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Cate. You're maddeningly beautiful.

How'd the trip go?

 

I thought that was assumed, when I say sandwich, it obviously means get me a beer too, and spruce up while your at it.

A true woman knows that.

You are obviously not a true woman.

 

hellz yea, u know I love mayo.

I'll take a mustard happy face too while your at it.

 

These are sad times when women niiii at random men.

We need to take this world over by storm and make women our property again.

One sunny day!

 

goooooooooood! I got majorly sunburned tho That is a 'before' pic. I fell asleep on the beach in Haiti and went snorkeling after (water is like a sunshine magnifying glass). Now im all red for santy claus

 

Niii?