The Perks of Being a Man

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I just took a piss right off my front porch because I live in the middle of nowhere which allows me to do awesome things like that.

    But more importantly, I can take a piss off my front porch because I am a man... which is awesome.

    What are some other perks and advantages of being a man other than pissing anywhere we damn please, not getting periods or pregnant, and owning this world while giving women the illusion of equal rights? :D
     
  2. Cate8

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    I actually believe it is women who rule, men who illusion
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    shit, shower, shave, get dressed in less than 5 minutes
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    ^ true
     
  5. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    ^^

    are any of these done properly? :tongue:
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

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    Very very good point.

    I woke up 5 minutes before work today, managed to do all three, and wasn't late.
     
  7. fitzy21

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    damn right they are. its not the best shave ever, like i get when i use my double edge razor, but its still clean shaved. body is washed and i smell good, teeth are brushed. and pants are put on correctly :tongue:
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    Women rule the weak sex-crazed men.

    But the strong-minded men rule all.
     
  9. lode

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    I myself and am a sensitive artist and an excellent fighter and lover. Being a man is excellent.
     
  10. crankyelbow

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    This is the best post I've seen on here since I've been a member.

    The ladies need to be reminded how great men are on a daily basis, so they will get back to their true calling - making sandwiches for hungry men.
     
  11. Cate8

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    Yea being a man rocks. Sucks to be you, women. HA!
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    Don't forget about getting us beer and cleaning the kitchen.

    Yes, kitchen.
     
  13. crankyelbow

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    I don't care if its an illusion, all I want is a real sandwhich when I ask for one.
     
  14. Cate8

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    LOL. mayo then ?
     
  15. lode

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    Being a woman's excellent too. I am pro lady. :D

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Cate. You're maddeningly beautiful.

    How'd the trip go?
     
  16. crankyelbow

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    I thought that was assumed, when I say sandwich, it obviously means get me a beer too, and spruce up while your at it.

    A true woman knows that.

    You are obviously not a true woman.
     
  17. crankyelbow

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    hellz yea, u know I love mayo.

    I'll take a mustard happy face too while your at it.
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    These are sad times when women niiii at random men.

    We need to take this world over by storm and make women our property again.

    One sunny day!
     
  19. Cate8

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    goooooooooood! I got majorly sunburned tho :) That is a 'before' pic. I fell asleep on the beach in Haiti and went snorkeling after (water is like a sunshine magnifying glass). Now im all red for santy claus
     
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    Niii?
     

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