The Passion of the Katie

Katie, write a fucked-up story about yourself. Then, have it turned into a movie.
...I'd definitely pay $9 to see that. Do it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ahaha... what the fuck?


oh, Marisa, BTW, I subscribed to your xanga site. Because you are my new hero.

 

OMG!!!!! This is the happiest day of my life!!!!! ....and for once, I'm not being sarcastic. Yaaaaaayee!!!!

 

Ahahaha

will you hold my teddy bear?

 

"teddy bear" ?

 

Slang for "nine-inch-cock"

 

ooo, yeah, ok....isn't this reverse pedophelia?

 

... Soooo wat?

 

That's what I thought you meant.

 

fuck, i wish i wasn't so easily coerced by young folks. Hah....

 

Am I that predictable that you could guess I was calling my penis by the name of a child's cotton-filled toy?