My girlfriend and I went to the park today. I was wearing guys basketball shorts, a bind on my chest (to make it look flat) and a baggy shirt. It's a pretty busy park, but when we sat down there was no one in view coming either way, so we started making out. I dunno how long that was going on, but eventually some old lady (55 maybe) smacked me in the head with her purse, and said, "Young man! You shouldnt be don't that in public." After laughing a bit, I said to her, "Ma'am, I'm a girl." At which point she blanched and walked off. We got a kick out of that.
i don't like old people, they need to but out of tother peoples lives. some are ok, but hitting a random stranger with a purse, you should sue
