The Oreo pizza

it kind of annoys me. I mean sure itd be fun to try out as a bet or dare or something, but to actually buy one of those things in all seriousness to eat, possibly just to yourself or with one other person. Man, its nasty

Its vexing when people are selling food which is downright dangerous and people are stuffing it in their mouths, knowing full well its bad for their bodies, when some of us are ill through no choice of our own

I mean its their free will and choice and everything, and i wouldnt take that away, but i wish people would have more common sense, and know that that much sugar and lack of nutrients in a thing is going to affect your body!

Plus is just plain looks disgusting


Ahh, i feel lighter now


Has anyone tried it?

 

No. But it sounds like I should give up my religion and start worshiping the Oreo pizza.

 

my boyfriend tried it and he said it sucked-the crust is shitty and the overall oreoness of it just isn't worth the $3.99

 

There are far more efficient ways of poisoning yourself.

 

It's not nice to mock peoples faiths Malia.

 

Pizzas are not supposed to be dessert food!

Dammit!

 

it looks completely repulsive to me. i can feel my heart in my chest quivering in fear and BEGGING me not to get anywhere near that garbage.

however, i have been known to indulge in some oreos and milk when i've been very good.

 

this sounds like a great way to get jacked!
lots of calories going towards getting hyuge!

 

*shudders* heart valves clamping shut in protest at the thought.

 

dominoes is fucking disgusting anyway...

 

i wonder what Dave would think of this

http://www.elitefts.com/documents/oreo.htm

 

I think it is ridiculous and totally unappetizing...like they are really running out of ideas. Oreos aren't really a suitable dessert for pizza anyway. Who wants to stuff dry cookies and sweetened lard into their mouth when they've just had cheese and crust? Something light, fruity and non-filling would be much preferred.

 

It looks vile and I would never eat. I would never eat Oreos anyway though.

 

i love them, but they're so HEAVY. uck. i once watched a guy in one of my classes eat an ENTIRE package of oreos. OMG. i felt sick just watching him. if i'd done that i'd be puking and having seizures.

 

I like hippie oreos... like Newman O's or something and I can eat almost a whole package of them at one time. Yum. But real Oreos are garbage.

 

oreo ingredients: SUGAR, ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), HIGH OLEIC CANOLA OIL AND/OR PALM OIL AND/OR CANOLA OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, BAKING SODA, CORNSTARCH, SALT, SOY LECITHIN (EMULSIFIER), VANILLIN-AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE.
A serving of our regular Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies--which is three cookies--contains 7 grams of fat, 2 grams of which is saturated fat and 0 grams of which is trans fat.

newman's own ingredients: Organic Unbleached Flour, Organic Sugar, Powdered Sugar, Organic Palm Fruit Oil, Canola Oil (Expeller Pressed), Organic Cocoa, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), Organic Unsweetened Chocolate, Natural Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Soy Lecithin (an Emulsifier).

aside from the organicness, it's basically just sweetened shortening like the nabisco brand.

 

Freaking nasty.

 

Maybe an ice-cream oreo or something along that line wouldn't be as bad. Pizza is really starchy and fatty to begin with.

Dominoes is a screwy company. They had a rash of accidents after they started the 'get your pizza free if not delivered within a half-hour' promotion. Some lady got her car smashed by a wreckless Dominoes driver in a hurry. The manager of Dominoes came running out to the accident and told the driver to use his car so that they might still be able to get the pizza there on time.

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really, pizzas are just tomato pies with cheese. and pies are dessert... sooo.................................................:talk2hand

 

First of all, Dominoes does suck. I would never eat there.

Second of all, some of you people take things waaaay too seriously. To the OPers comment- who said just one or two people would be eating said dessert pizza? This is the type of thing I picture maybe 7 eight year olds having a sleepover getting as a treat and each having a slice. Who would seriously sit there and eat the whole thing? If someone likes an oreo pizza and wants to eat some- more power to them... some people CAN handle junk foods in moderation. Not everything has to be healthy all the time. Foods like this are meant to be treats or luxuries. You'd think the world just ended.