The only time men had reason to be proud of his existence

This was at the time the bible was written.
A true masterpiece of religion, belief and faith.

 

Thanks for sharing Bird.

Who is next?

 

Next is Karl Marx.

 

To the courageous, all things belong. Pre-Christian Celtic motto.

 

thoreau?

 

Thoroughly.

 

i would have been a psycologist but I was a Freud!!! get it? get it? get it?

 

That was a freudulent post methinks...

 

well i guess i could have been a doctor but i didnt have enough patience!!!!

 

You're nursing that one for all it's worth.

 

i am aware but all the other jokes I have are extrmelely racist and offensive

 

Offense is a fifty-fifty relationship requiring an offender as well as an offendee who assumes the role of being mortified at an offense. Granted, there are many things that are in poor taste... and as far as I'm concerned, racism is one of them but there's plenty of good humor out there that doesn't aim to hurt or degrade someone. Have you doctored your next response to be more orderly or have you left it on the operating table?

 

no i like to live life on the edge man

 

Who is this "edge man" on whom you enjoy living your life?

 

Umm its a figurine of speech meaning I am basically one of the duke boys

 

I always thought a figurine of speech was a verbal ornament you hang from a Christmas sentence.

 

it is thats how much I live on the edge i dont even use the right words

 

That's probably from watching too much sex on television. Most folks are against sex on TV because they keep falling off.

 

long before even writing was invented, when villages first were, when someone kept someone else from starving, that was something to be proud of.

when someone threatened to beat someone else over the head for not helping to build the village, that was not.

i don't know why anyone keeps even mentioning one system of belief, when in such a larger context it as much disappears as any other.

i can only imagine it was brought up as an intentional source of irritation.

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When the hippies existed
HAHAHAHAHAH
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