the only thing that can cure a forum crush

is garlic salt.

 

whatabout wasabi and pickled ginger?

=^^=
.../\...

 

I love garlic.

 

I love garlic, wasabi, and ginger... I guess I win.

 

so, are you going to mention who it is?

 

weird.. i'd think it was chocolate

 

Nope...

I just want to rub garlic salt on her legs then lick it off....

 

I just want to mince her legs with garlic and stick it in a grinder to season my pizza with!

oh shit! did I type that outloud??


PS. couldn't I just not post this? hmm...

 

Duck

 

umm....

tis my name

 

the cure for a forums crush is a bottle of "fuck he blocked me maybe I overdid it" chased with a shot of "restraining order"

 

^Hehe wormhandedcanadian.

 

:lol:

I have two worms in my hands right now!

 

Are you serious? Haha...

 

oh forget it.


sigh.

 

YOU GONNA BE THE WORM FACE!

edit: picture to b-movie Squirm deleted for screwing up the resolution.

 

That hurts.

 

Aw, Lace, she meant that you spelled "warmhandedcanadian" with an "o"....making her a worm handed canadian....

 

oh the screen resolution is all fucked.

 

Oh that's what she was saying "forget it" about? I intended to write wormhanded because...well, the concept of a worm-handed canadian makes me laugh; I thought she knew that and was playing off of that. I thought there was a mutual knowledge of my intentional misspelling! Ah forums! So complicated without the luxury of voice.