The Online Fictionary Vol. 1

This game is simple, we will create a fictional dictionary in this thread. One poster suggests a word the following poster defines that word HOWEVER they want to in their head, so the definitions don't need to be anywhere near accurate to their actual meanings, in fact try to make them as absurd, humorous, ridiculous as possible.


Here is an example of how definitions are set up:

hip/hip/
Noun:
1) A projection of the pelvis and upper thighbone on each side of the body in human beings and quadrupeds.
2) The fruit of a rose.
Adjective:
Following the latest fashion, esp. in popular music and clothes.
Exclamation:
Introducing a communal cheer: "hip, hip, hooray!".


So First word is :

artifact

 

Artifact : A large yellow rubber banana, often used by circus clowns in acts of comic violence.



Plethora.

 

Plethora : The part of skin between your belly button and genital area. Pl-eee-th-whore-rah.

Fragment

 

Fragment: a garment of clothing made predominantly of shrapnel

 

Next word? Lets say its : Viaduct

 

thanks, i didn't wanna say the next word

viaduct...i don't know what they really means

but it's fictionition is:
metal duct-work which is primarily used for people to crawl through - NOT for heat and air to be transported

next word:
desk

 

Desk - The dead skin an elderly man cleans out of his ear using the nail of his little finger.

Next word:Manipulation

 

Manipulation - The act of pulling on your mailman's chest hair while shouting the alphabet.

 

Next word: Squamation

 

Squamation: A mathematical formula use to find the annual population rate of ostriches.


Word: robust

 

Oh I forgot the next word!

Robust - the upper body of a desperate vending machine trying to work its way through medical school.

Negotiate.

 

Negotiate - Vomitus, which is produced after consuming under cooked sea animals.

Next word: Frankfurter

 

Frankfurte=a German fur smuggler


Next word: uzi

 

Uzi - Describes the precast properties of material accumulated from the melting down old handguns.

Next word: Reiterate

 

Me thinks tis possibly the opposite of regurgitate....let's not go there shall we not....

Next word: Hesitate

 

Hesitate: v Masturbating with two hands.

'Looking at the picture of the centerfold made the young man hesitate.'


Next word: trill

 

Trill: Spoke in Yooper dialects which usually drop the h in TH. Means to excite
Example: Eino and Toivo went down to da Fair to ride dat dere roller coaster tingie and got a cheap trill.

USURP

 

USURP- using sex undermining roll play
'hog tying your spouse, while slapping them in the face with a dead fish over and over, forcing them to eat all of the bacon."

spouse

 

Spouse............ a Mexican Mouse

Fern

 

this game kinda reminds me of that one simpsons episode where they were playing a board game or something.. and making up words.. and the meanings as well..

maybe this one..


Fern: when one gets sexually aroused by furry/fluffy pillows

next word: flem