The Official Teledildonics Thread of the Young Hippies Forum

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 28, 2005.

  1. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Come to think about it, teledildonics is a truly interesting field of future research. For instance, here at this forum, we always talk about shagging and stuff. But with teledildonics, we could really do it with without having to worry about anything. it will all be smooth and clean... and above else, fun!

    In the future participants in a teledildonics-based orgy will number in 1000s and not dozens. Just Imagine people from all across the globe, connecting blissfully. And the possibilities don't stop there, we can even program the computer to produce non-human or super-human sensations. Sensations, that nobody has ever experienced before.

    So, Let's urge all aspiring computer scientists/engineers browsing this forum to research teledildonics. And it will be a rational choice, because with the economic sucess of the porn industry being recession-proof, teledilonicists are guranteed some major $$$$$.....
  2. prism

    prism :o

    Yeah, I'd definitely screw Billy Joel.
  3. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Just imagine all the perverted thoughts here in this forum coming to their final fruition... I bet the machine can even emulate squirrel-fucking. :p

    With Teledildonics, ll our desires will be satisfied,and there will be fewer instances of violent behaviour.
  4. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    i'm seen some squirrels who've been having a lot of wicked good fun doing that.. i dun't wanna take it away from them..

    but marisa, i will screw billy joel with you too if that's ok :D:D:D
  5. prism

    prism :o

    but i want to screw him by myself. :(....HAhaa...
  6. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    then you go right ahead darlin. :D

    HAH i call that queer old elton john. :D :rolleyes:
  7. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    you both can have Mr. Joel... after his mojo has been downloaded into a computer. All you have to do is to run a Billy Joel simulator.
  8. prism

    prism :o

    holy crap, that'll be a dream come true.
  9. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Whoa... you just fucking blew my mind...
  10. FreeBird1969

    FreeBird1969 Fleas on their paws.

    NO. :( :D :(

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