The official "I'm indifferent and 2/14, for me, is just another day" thread

There are a lot of threads that go "OMG!!! Valentine's Day !!!1!!!" and a bunch of other threads that go something like "I hate Valentine's Day"...

But, however, if you really come to think about it, 2/14 is just another day, and I will hereby declare:



LOVE IS A PATHOLOGICAL CONDITION.

 

Unless your lucky enough to find a true soul mate... 2/14 IS just another day.

 

I'm lucky enough to be enlightened about the fact that love is just a sham.

 

When you wake up to a cup of coffee and a blow job..thats love

 

you can get that without "love"....

 

I know, I was joking with you

 

Where is the documentation to validate such a ridiculous claim???

I maintain that consciousness is a byproduct of Love.

Think about it.

 

WhereTF is your documentation?

At least, my terms aren't vague.

 

Real love isn't something you can buy... I know it sounds totally camp but have you ever had relations with someone that makes you feel truly alive? It's not something I can explain with words......

 

I'm not indifferent to Valentines day, but I generally don't do anything for anybody. Call me lazy

 

I'm not into Valentine's.
I am into Love.
I don't care what combination of hormones tells me so.
Life is nicer when you can share it with someone.

 

what happened to my ring?

 

your title has been renamed into "single awarness day"

 

Yes, it is just another day. Another stupid day for stupid people to get suckered into buying flowers/etc.

 

I ask again, what do you have against Liberia?
---> ??

 

So what kind of ring would you like?

 

I don't care as long as its a gold band with a nice diamond (at least 3 carats but 4 would be nice) you know, nothing fancy......surprise me

 

HHmmm.... ok, I have a special ring in mind Missfontella...

We've got to be real with each other, shop together on occasion you know... I'll be real to you if you give me the same back

Oh and BTW, I give a great foot massage....

 

You're lonely, aren't you..... Love is like the female "G-spot" to most people.....unless you've found it, it doesn't exist.

 

I've always hit the G-spot... I think it's because my erection extends ever so slighty to the left..