the off-topic thread

One thing I always liked about this forum (hipforums in general and UK in particular) is the way topics can go completely off the rails and take interesting and unanticipated directions. It's not always great but sometimes the randomness and spontaneity this freedom affords leads in some fascinating directions. This is something drummed out of 'other forums' by zealous moderation, but in my opinion to get rid of this random element is completely to throw the baby out with the bathwater.

So in honour of this, nobody is allowed to post on-topic in this thread, or I will come and throw custard at your grandparents.... Stay *off topic*, or else!

 

Oh my Gaaaaaaaaawd... how can you even THINK about fish? Banana is SO the new watermelon... dahling...

 

... :tongue:

 

It's so true, I've always thought that bees were God's chosen creatures not mankind. Think about it, they're selfless, they must always give their lives to defend their hives, they're excellent producers, they're communal, communist one might even say, practically pacifists. And why not. Like I was saying, I've always thought antelope were God's chosen creatures, not bees....

 

It hasn't got any legs!

 

The best things in life often don't have any smegs....

 

the best things come in kegs though

 

I feel it's a shame that Bogart can be used as a verb, but that Humphrey can't

Humphrey on over here, you complete Jackson!

Etc.

 

It's actually much harder than I thought to stay off topic, I keep wanting to comment on people's orangotang's....

 

I have a penis... but sometimes....
I like... just think..
what if I didn't??

 

You'd be a girl

I think I just broke the rules, but then having a rule about what you can and can't say kind of negates the whole point of the thread... man I don't need your freakin' rules man...

 

But I thought you were going to change the carburetor?

It must be seven months since I last sailed a bathtub!

 

Did you know... That there are no Dutch Elms left in Britain.

 

CUNLICE CUNLICE CUNLICE!

 

Just finished the coast to coast bike ride yesterday. Unlike some mad people we took three intsead of one day, hard but enjoyable. We had a puncture and a chain to replace on our recci. The BNP were very quiet about it the bastards but we managed to get to Sunderland from Whitehaven safely, which is the main thing. I ate plenty of bananas for the fast energy, also for the nutritional benefits of potassium, oh yes can't be seen to be eating unhealthy food, never mind the BNP I'll have the fat police on me. It's planned to take a group of kids over in May. God help me, how am I going to motivate the Playstation generation?

Didn't see any fish when I dipped my tyre in the Irish and north sea though, as if!

So my body hurts and I'm going to have a hot bath.

 

My cat is asleep. I am currently trying to smuggle 3kg of raisins over the India-Poland border without being arrested by the fashion police.

Note: That was a JOKE! A JOKE I TELL YOU! No, they're not listening - run, they're coming! They're coming for your cabbages! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! My heels have broken - I knew I shouldn't have been running on chicken wire in these goddamn things... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

 

The phrase "carbon neutral" definitely appeared in my dreams last night

 

This is now closed for going off topic....

 

Not!