The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I kissed a frog today and it turned into a prince...

 

I had sex with a frog today, ribet ribet.....;-)

 

I do not have a toothache from sinus pressure

 

Above poster stole my special brownies....;-)

 

I am eating Farmout's brownies

 

i would eat them if i knew what was in them....

 

I love getting all sweaty and dirty...

 

I love having to use the woodstove in summer.

 

I'm going raccoon hunting tonight...

 

I just shot down a bald eagle and made him into a decorative hat.

 

I hang my dirty clothes out on the line and let the rain wash them, save on my water bill...

 

I hang my clothes in my car with the heat on to dry them.

 

I'm saving all my boogers and making a giant booger ball.

 

I use my upright bass strings on my bow to hunt deer and bear....;-)

 

I going to ride my bike over to farmout place and go skinny dippin' in his pond...

 

I didn't know she was comin over and had drained my pond, she is now takin a mud bath.....;-)

 

I just swallowed a billiard ball

 

We are expecting a snow storm tonight....;-)

 

i can tell you all about my trip on the Titanic...

 

I do not want to be a Time Lord.