The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I've just had a human as a snack.

 

I totally know what day it is >.>

 

weapons of mass destruction have finally been located in Iraq

 

I miss Tony Blair.

 

i love Gordon Brown so much, i ache!!!
he'll be sorely missed... arf

 

I don't want Boris to be my husband.

:leaving:

 

Boris the London Mayor geezer? or are we talking Goat here? (is that the name Chronic Tom settled on for the goat)???

random fact, i've got a belly ache this morning... it was probably that chocolate muffin ooops... wrong thread.. thread of lies... in that case, my belly is good today... no stomach ache or anything like that whatsoever... infact, i could eat 10 more of those delightful muffins and live...

 

Yep the Mayor there is just something about him!

 

i have just taken Tipsy to hospital for urgent brain surgery... Boris indeed!!! what kind of madness is that? arf arf... you are one sick bunny, Kitler

 

I just kicked lillallyloukins and have sent a signed photo of Boris, just for her pleasure.

 

i just wiped my butt with that signed photo and asked Tipsy to kick me with those boots again for my pleasure... Heil Kitler!!!

 

I am not under the influence of anything

 

I'm enjoying a big bowl of sawdust mush for breakfast.

 

I'm still a virgin...

 

I don't like freckles.

 

fresh sea air chokes me...

 

Long walks on the beach are such a waste of time.

 

My freckles were licked off by a kitten.

 

The world found peace

 

I like working so much , when the time comes , I think I'm not gonna retirer ...