The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

the poster above is a Moose

 

The poster above is the father of my baby!

 

I just ate an elephant

 

the above poster is father to many Moose populations in Canada and he is very proud of that fact

 

Lives in a box in the middle of the road??

 

i have the hairyest knees known to mankind

 

The above poster and I are having an affair....;-)

 

the above poster cannot resist my hairy knees...

 

I'd like to jump from a plane...without a parachute...

 

i'm swimming across the Atlantic right now and it's quite warm actually... yeah... no sweat...

 

I may try that sometime myself...^^^

 

i tried it across the indian ocean once, with a bucket of blood tied to my ankles... it's how i learned to swim very fast

 

I tripped and fell up the hill today, rolled all the way to the top....;-)

 

I did not enjoy playing records today.

 

i didn't nearly drown in my own sweat and suffer a heart attack when i started my new work-out regime this morning.... yeah... a piece of piss really! :svengo:

 

I think I"ll go out and fly a kite in this lightning storm...

 

I think I'll go for a walk today on a freeway toward oncoming traffic.

 

yeah, it's the kind of day that makes me want to pour petrol over my head and set light to myself

 

I enjoy sucking on rusty railroad spikes.

 

me too...but I love getting flat tires even more