The NAKED Truth

what's something strange or unique about your body?

I have a mole on my stomach that has migrated over the years. Its gone from my bellybutton to my underboob back down to the middle of my stomach.

I used to be really self-conscious about it, but its grown on me (literally). :daisy:

 

I can actually lick my elbow.

 

The middle two toes on my right foot are webbed.

 

Can you also lick your ears?

 

No, indeed I can not.

 

I also have a weird nipple.

I don't wanna go into details, but one nipple is less awesome than the other.

And it also has freckles on it.

 

I've had a certain part of my body surgically enhanced.

 

I think we need to study your nipples now to form a conclusion. :2thumbsup:

 

it can be arranged, but it'll be costly...I'm high class :gorgeous:

 

Name your price and let the bargaining commence.

 

start the bidding at one hundred treeee-illion dollazzzzz

 

i have a thing that may or may not be an unformed third nipple. it's basically just a dark spot about 1/4 inch across, but if you look closely it looks like nipple skin.

then there's always the giant penis.

 

Wow, you are a tough bargainer. I will make a counter-offer of about $3,50.

 

I had a birthmark on my lower back, right above my butt that the oncologist that removed it deemed a 3rd nipple. Apparently as unheard of as a 3rd nipple is, one off the milk line is extremely unusual. It was a teaching clinic that my doctor came from and I had med students all up in my junk.

 

maybe if you left it there, it would have become a butt-boob and woulda produced milk.

That would be some alien shit!

 

extremely long limbs.....my mom used to call me an orangatan

 

One of my nostrils is a different shape to the other. Also, one side of my brain is a little smaller. I'm a bit non symmetrical, it seems!

 

My birth mark looks like I didn't wipe my ass enough. Its in my crack and a little on my lower back.
My bellybutton is also extremely small. I was three months premature.

 

I have a mole right under my butt that has been mistaken for poop.

And my bellybutton is rather large (i think it is anyway)

Wanna trade bellybuttons?

 

Sure! Mines peirced. Just warning you