The Most Famous Sayings

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GiNRuby, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. GiNRuby

    GiNRuby Member

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    1- Money is not everything.
    There’s Mastercard & Visa.

    2- One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

    3- Save water.
    Shower with your friend.

    4- Love thy neighbor.
    But don’t get caught.

    5- Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

    6- Every woman should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

    7- Wise never marry;
    And when they marry they become otherwise.

    8- Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

    9- Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

    10- Love is photogenic.
    It needs darkness to develop.

    11- A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
    Short enough to generate interest.
    And long enough to cover the subject.

    12- Children in backseats cause accidents.
    Accidents in backseats cause children

    13- Your future depends on your dreams”.
    So go to sleep!

    14- There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

    15- “ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”
    So what? Who’s in a hurry?

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    To be continued ... until you ^^ :cool:


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  2. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    verry good love the one about .Alcohol kills slolwly:D
     
  3. sw0o0sh

    sw0o0sh Banned

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    whoever said money couldn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop LooL



    "5- Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two."

    Dont get that 1, divorce?
     
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