The Monkey's Mask is an erotic detective story. A verse novel, it combines the best elements of poetry, eroticism, and narrative. The best fuck, p. 67: The Monkey's Mask by Dorothy Porter. 'Am I the best fuck you've ever had?' Diana's chin on my thigh her eyes smoking up at me. I'm water turned to steam my skin scalded pink I sigh wanting to gush endearments, aching words, all my heart's stormwater banked up for weeks Diana's cocky voice makes me bite my tongue I hold out my arms 'No,' she says, 'I like to watch' I give in and feel her eyes touching me from throat to ****.