The MAYBE sex game

Discussion in 'Hot and Horny' started by bird_migration, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. I make you a sexual proposition and you only have to post if you can answer my proposition with a maybe.

    Will you eat spaghetti in the most sensual possible way whilst spanking my ass with a prehistoric slavewhip?
  2. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    What the hell.... ok.
  3. Awesome!
  4. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    What did you expect?

    I am Libertine the Ruiner.
  5. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

    prehistoric slavewhips are so my thing
  6. In that case you are in the wrong thread. I suggest you go find the correct one.
  7. So we have another maybe here?
  8. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

  9. You raped me in another thread? Now that is not nice of you, but since I did not notice the first time you have permission to rape me again.
  10. That makes it a maybe maybe, which is not as valuable as a definatly maybe.
  11. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    Lolita strikes again.
  12. I bet you put something in my drink. Probably some dangerous drug that made me unconscious so you could take advantage of me. I really hold that against you because you robbed me of a sweet memory.

    I suggest next time you rape me in any random Asian city, so we have plenty of witnesses in case I have to report you to the proper authorities.
  13. No, I have my pride. You may rape me in a random Asian city or not at all.
    I am sure they have slides and swings in any Asian city so you can still look forward to tie me to a slide and ride both me and the slide.
  14. DQ Veg


    Well, it's not rape if you get to negotiate terms....
  15. Is that a maybe?
  16. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

    okay its a defenitly maybe for sure
  17. Thank you very much for upgrading your doubtful maybe to a more solid one!
  18. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    I'd like to eat something like an ice cream.
  19. The ice cream part we can agree on. I dislike America and therefore I completely refuse an American tire swing. We will use an African tire swing instead. I agree on the Asian family park however. You can choose the Asian city in which we visit the park.

    If I walk besides you I refuse to walk on more than three and preferably I walk on two or one.

    Oh and I want a free subscription to a porn magazine of my choice.

    If you agree with these terms you may rape me.
  20. Deal.

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