The 'Make Seth An Essay Topic Because He's To Lazy To Do One Himelf' Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wiseman, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    This is the third and final thread wasted entirely on the fact that I need to write an essay for school, and am not creative enough to think up my own topic.

    So, in the legendary words of some singer

    "Hit me with your best shot"
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    the life cycle of the anal maggot
  3. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

    do an essay on your ears ringing and how it corresponds with psychic ability
  4. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Dare I even ask how you think of these things?
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    i can send you pics of mine if you need them for your report
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    "Out of the closet: Seth's true story"
  7. nesta

    nesta Banned

    post the parameters within which you must work, including what type of class for which you are writing said essay.. then i may be able to think of something.
  8. reefer118

    reefer118 Member

    stonehenge, time travel, cybernetics, global warming, treatment of extraterrestrials....

    just went through some of the essays ive had to write for various classes lol. is it aloud to be about anything?
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    "how my sister taught me what having an orgasm REALLY means"
  10. nesta

    nesta Banned

    those are topics, but far too vague to form a thesis on unless you're already knowledgable about said topics.

    also, loud refers to the intensity of sound.

    i think the word you're looking for is "allowed."
  11. lode

    lode Banned

    If you're not interested in your topic, your essay will be at best informative.

    So inform me the reader, which I won't be... of what you know best in the world.

    "Masturbation, The True Story."
  12. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    "Why my mom gives better head than your mom."
  13. reefer118

    reefer118 Member

    thank you so much for your wisdom. obviously, he would have to narrow the topic down. those were just some ideas to get started. spelling has never been my thing.
  14. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Ooooooh more fresh meat!
  15. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    "Why my mom tastes better than your mom"
  16. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Uhh. It's just a topic of our choosing for English class. 2 pages max. I'm doing my other one on "The Existence of A Universe Within A Table-Tennis Ball". I'm actually pretty proud of it for having written it in between poker hands.
  17. nesta

    nesta Banned

    since its a short paper, try doing an argumentative essay regarding a topic, taking the side you do not agree with. it's a good and relatively easy exercise for such things.
  18. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Yeah. That's what I'm thinking.

    Actually, she said today that it doesn't even necessarily have to be an essay, though I think that's probably the easiest thing for me. My creative writing skills aren't what they used to be.
  19. nesta

    nesta Banned

    jesus....does your school give any direction at all? haha...

    i'm envisioning:
    "write something. it doesnt matter what. you have a week. now we'll have silent reading for the rest of class, so dont bother me"
  20. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Well, most of the time it's structured, but our teacher wants to clean up our mechanics, I presume by viewing our writing in forms other than strict essay format.

    No. Our classes are typically strict.

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