The 'Make Seth An Essay Topic Because He's To Lazy To Do One Himelf' Thread

This is the third and final thread wasted entirely on the fact that I need to write an essay for school, and am not creative enough to think up my own topic.

So, in the legendary words of some singer

"Hit me with your best shot"

 

the life cycle of the anal maggot

 

do an essay on your ears ringing and how it corresponds with psychic ability

 

Dare I even ask how you think of these things?

 

i can send you pics of mine if you need them for your report

 

"Out of the closet: Seth's true story"

 

post the parameters within which you must work, including what type of class for which you are writing said essay.. then i may be able to think of something.

 

stonehenge, time travel, cybernetics, global warming, treatment of extraterrestrials....

just went through some of the essays ive had to write for various classes lol. is it aloud to be about anything?

 

"how my sister taught me what having an orgasm REALLY means"

 

those are topics, but far too vague to form a thesis on unless you're already knowledgable about said topics.

also, loud refers to the intensity of sound.

i think the word you're looking for is "allowed."

 

If you're not interested in your topic, your essay will be at best informative.

So inform me the reader, which I won't be... of what you know best in the world.

"Masturbation, The True Story."

 

"Why my mom gives better head than your mom."

 

thank you so much for your wisdom. obviously, he would have to narrow the topic down. those were just some ideas to get started. spelling has never been my thing.

 

Ooooooh more fresh meat!

 

naww

"Why my mom tastes better than your mom"

 

Uhh. It's just a topic of our choosing for English class. 2 pages max. I'm doing my other one on "The Existence of A Universe Within A Table-Tennis Ball". I'm actually pretty proud of it for having written it in between poker hands.

 

since its a short paper, try doing an argumentative essay regarding a topic, taking the side you do not agree with. it's a good and relatively easy exercise for such things.

 

Yeah. That's what I'm thinking.

Actually, she said today that it doesn't even necessarily have to be an essay, though I think that's probably the easiest thing for me. My creative writing skills aren't what they used to be.

 

jesus....does your school give any direction at all? haha...

i'm envisioning:
"write something. it doesnt matter what. you have a week. now we'll have silent reading for the rest of class, so dont bother me"

 

Well, most of the time it's structured, but our teacher wants to clean up our mechanics, I presume by viewing our writing in forms other than strict essay format.

No. Our classes are typically strict.