The Imaginary Porn Thread

Here's how it works. We all know porn uses popular films and or plays on common figures of speech for titles such as Shaving Ryans Privates, or Clockwork Orgy. Let's come up with our own. If you want you can even explain concepts behind them. Here's a couple to get started:

Butt Pirates of the Carribbean
Bareback Mountain

How about one dedicated to Penile Piercings and Anal Sex called "Prince Albert in a Can."

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Star Whores
The **** for Red Cocktober

 

Schindler's Lust

Forrest Hump

Dawson's Crack

Beauty and her Breasts

Good Willie's Hunting

 

forrest hump, the humpback of notre dame, the bukakkeneers, breast side story, free my willy, sperminator, saturday night beaver, etc.

 

Stumpbroke Mountain

 

Goodwill Humping
White Men Can't Hump

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

The Lord of the Nipplerings

 

And here's the poster

 

lol :leaving:

 

the 400 blow-jobs (for you Truffaut fans out there)

 

the may trixie give you a blowjob



"uhh... yeah."

 

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a night at the coxbury

 

she has the most beautiful eye i've ever seen...

 

Schindlers Fist

I always thought "Freddie Got Fingered" sounded like the title of a gay porno movie.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Snow White and the Seven Little Dicks

101 Dalmations... don't have to change that one.

 

This is a Seth Rogan joke, but I love it;

A Cock in Lips now

(Apocalypse Now)

 

Masturbator - Rise Of The Machines

These machines WILL fuck you up

 

Citizen Cock

Dick Hard with Vengeance

The Break Fist Club

Natural Born Fillers

Weekend at Bernie's

2001: An Ass Odyssey

Full Metal Jackoff

9 and a Half Wanks

The English Penis

When Harry Wet Sally

 

good fuck chuck
harry potter and the deathly swallows
witness for the prostitution
cum dog millionaire