The... has anyone had a number two yet thread..

It came to my attention that we were all constipated at glastonbury.. Apart from John that is..

Has anyone gone yet?

I havent

 

constipated?

I managed to go regularily thanks....

I put it down to the healthy diet of Tofu Burgers, Yogi food, fresh juice and mushrooms

Mud! Mud! Mud! I Love Mud! Clairexxx

 

You actually did a doody in those icky toilets...

My word!!! The effort it took just to spring a leak in there

 

i have a problem about pooing in other peoples houses/public... only id been at JCs house for god knows how long before glasto so by 2 days into dglasto it had been nearly a week since i had pood... :S everytime i went to go i'd get "stage fright" (as JC put it) and couldnt do it... then LO AND BEHOLD!!! i did it ONCE at glasto and arg it was a horrible expericance... but no constipation since luckily.... poor you... JC was gunna fill me with olives to oil down my insides cos my farts were getting THAT bad :S

 

Nice.

Thanks for that Fleassy, you've really enriched my day!!!

 

nasty filthy yuk yuk

 

*bows*

(fills space for remaining needed characters to be able to post.....has now filled the space)

 

Hehehe thats wat happened wen me and my mates went to Download. My mate Sibs found it completely normal to ask the group in the middle of East Mindlands Airport on the way home who had had the courage to have a poo in the yucky porta loos. We got some funny looks.

 

You are using valuable broadband width on stupid ass questions. Thanks alot.

 

and u waisted more with a stupid ass answer

 

It wasn't an answer dumb-ass. It was an observation. I don't answer to stupid-ass questions. See?

 

Well hello miss Twonkelliena
I have!!!! I had on there too.. I decided I couldn't not have one for the whole week.. I adopted to don't look and breathe through the nose technique I also managed to catch them as they were being cleaned.. annnnd the toilets with the green metal doors were fine Did you use the 'she-pee'?

 

Terribly sorry for wasting precious bandwith sir!!

However.. I finally did a doody this morning.... 1 week and 1 day.. good lord it felt good!!

:sunglasse

 

You have proven yourself to be a moron. Thank you.

 

I have to confess something...

I've been to Leeds Festival before, and that time I managed to hold all my crap in until I was home. I figured I could do the same thing at Glastonbury, despite it lasting a few more days than Leeds Festival.

All was well until that Sunday night. As those of you who were there will remember, I went off wandering twice. The first time, I wanted to stretch my legs - and since Jonny2Mad was off for a walk too, I decided to tag along.

Once I got back to the campfire, though, my stomach started hurting. It was the type where it feels ok for a while, then you get a shot of pain rushing through, then it fades, then comes back after a while. I've had bowel trouble before, and I knew it was something trying to make its way out.

Now, I'd used the urinals every day since the second day, because of the state of the toilets. And I knew that I wasn't going into those damn toilets. And that is when I excused myself for a second time. I wandered down through that path from the Stone Corcle field to that other field...then I followed that down to some secluded bushes, went behind them and suffocated the ants

I'm all embarrassed now...don't hold it against me...damn near anyone would have done the same :&

 

POWER!!! YOU POOED IN THE BUSHES!! THE GREEN POLICE COULD HAVE GOT YOU!! its very bad for the enviroment (apparently *shrugs*) anyway...what did you wipe with? not poison ivy i hope :S

 

DO you have to be so rude?

 

I had a napkin in my pocket from when I bought one of those garlic mushroom and cheese melts...I used that. Quite lucky I had it, actually. And I was worried about the Green Police catching me, but desperate is as desperate does...

 

Hahhahhaa!!.. you fool

 

Additionally - Bro Rific...I don't want to start an arguement with you, but there have been even more random and/or "pointless" threads than this. And if Skip disapproves of this thread, I'm sure he'll close and delete it himself. He doesn't need self-appointed post checkers running around, thank you.