The Greatest Proscrastinator

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by MaximusXXX, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

    IN THE WORDL!!! No kidding, this isn't one of those " oh man I started my essay so late or I started working on those windows a week after etc " THIS IS A FACT!

    THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

    Here's the thing.

    Film Essay.

    Due at 2 p.m. today.

    Analyze a film and say how it pertains to the genre and the gender role ( that was the film I chose, The Brave One, there 5 to choose from )

    Time started watching film, on a streaming download:

    11:00p.m. paused at 11:20p.m.

    Watched John Stewert and Colbert Report

    Fast forwarded to the last 10 min, went to sleep ( I had a rough day before and only had 3 hours of sleep the day of )

    Woke up at 9:00 a.m. to give myself some time

    Watched random youtube vids, decided to make a music vid of my own.

    Started working on essay at 11:30, wrote 2 sentences.

    Got back to watching youtube.

    Started to get back at my essay at 12:50, wrote what came to mind from the 30 min I watched until 1:30, then I headed to catch the bus to the University Library seeing as how I needed 3 sources.

    Got to library at 1:36

    Got to 7th floor at 1:40

    Picked up three books that sounded reasonable for me to find good quote pertaining to the essay, took 2 minutes.

    Took 3 minutes to get down the elevator took another 2 min to sign the books out.

    Got to University Computer Lab at 1:48

    Needed to print out my academic integrity paper and write down my references and add in some quotes with footnotes.

    Got to the lecture hall at 2:09

    It was a standard 2000 word essay and I had nothing to do since I handed in my History Essay last Wensday.

    I do work hard on my essays for most of my courses, but film studies has been 1st and 2nd year "easy" course. And I never, never start essays more than 48 hours before they're due.

    Anyway, thought I'd share this with you as even a good friend of mine who is the king of proscrastination told me I took it too far.
     
  2. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

    aww that ain't shit
    take a walk in my shoes for a day, THEN you'll see procrastination, my friend
     
  3. D_MAN

    D_MAN Member

    Ya thats pretty good (or bad), but at least you get something done. I'll usually end up either here or wikipedia or something, I usually won't make my own music videos lawl.
     
  4. FinnishButterfly

    FinnishButterfly JennyJelly

    wow thats

    (ill finish this later)
     
  5. what the fuck it said i posed the letter V.

    ummm.....
     
  6. decriminalize

    decriminalize Member

    Dude I'm such a horrible procrastinator, if I can tell the teacher a good excuse to buy me some time I'll postpone it as long as possible. One time I postponed every single one of my paper's for a semester until the last day grades were due. lol. I'm procrastinating writing a paper right now that was due today.
     

Share This Page


  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice