The greatest plan of all time....

Before I go on my trip around Australia i'm going to have a shower finally and give my phone number to every hot girl i know and take all the ones that call me out on dates

It will make up for months or years at a time of involuntary abstinence.

Does anybody have any good suggestions for no-fail pick up lines?

 

There is not such thing as a no-fail pick up line. Unless you are bird_migration, in which case you only have to snap your fingers.

 

*hey lisa, here's my phonenumber*
but it only works for you ofcourse

 

sounds like all you need to do is tell these ladies you know bird

 

I...I thought you were a lady.

 

It might work since a lot of girls like to have sex with someone who knows me so they can get in touch with me.