The greatest plan of all time....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lying in a field, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Before I go on my trip around Australia i'm going to have a shower finally and give my phone number to every hot girl i know and take all the ones that call me out on dates

    It will make up for months or years at a time of involuntary abstinence.

    Does anybody have any good suggestions for no-fail pick up lines?
     
  2. There is not such thing as a no-fail pick up line. Unless you are bird_migration, in which case you only have to snap your fingers.
     
  3. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

    *hey lisa, here's my phonenumber*
    but it only works for you ofcourse
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    sounds like all you need to do is tell these ladies you know bird
     
  5. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    I...I thought you were a lady.
     
  6. It might work since a lot of girls like to have sex with someone who knows me so they can get in touch with me.
     

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