Okay, thats quite a dubious title. But this is just a crazy story. I'm not endorsing this...While I am not saying I think it is cool, I am not saying it isn't... it is just crazy. Anywho, one of the craziest drunks ever stood anywhere between 6'11 and 7"5 and weighed close to 500 pounds: http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html and a line from the story: "You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them" craziness. Any other insane stories?