The Great Seven Word Story Game

to be on Dr. Phil's show about

 

monsters and aliens and how to get

 

laid by them without having to use

 

ladders but then who needed them anyway

 

since all we really want to do

 

was have love and peace and flowers

 

and gluten-free Oreo cake with pineapple juice

 

and then have loadsa brunch icecreams later

 

but that isn't on the Atkins diet

 

so we ate cardboard instead because we

 

were too environmentally conscious to eat plastic

 

and anyway-plastic sausages taste like.........plastic

 

and plastic mint chocolate cookies taste like

 

plastic so we opened a bag of

 

reduced-plastic cookie ice cream sandwiches and started

 

throwing them at the chef and asked

 

for loadsa real proper good nice food

 

like organic rainbow cake and tofu Doritos

 

with a few apples, pineapples and broccoli

 

and a really yummy edible plastic plate!