The God Challenging Thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DarkLunacy, Jun 6, 2004.

  1. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Okay God... Lets take it to one thread to avoid trashing other useful threads. Now.... Your profile says your... neutered... But you claim huge balls.... Explain please
     
  2. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Dark -

    Neutered hath lots of meanings. Doth God thougheth the profile was in Latin.

    Can God use the option of "phone a friend"?
     
  3. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    Can god spell thoughteth? If your infoulable, why did you make a typo... and why would you need to phone a friend if filled with infinate knowledge? Also shouldnt you know my answer is no?
     
  4. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Son -

    It is the whole human race who makes typo errors. I am perfect. Grab that Bible and read it sometime - it's not there just to prevent cup marks on the table.

    Now thou are askingeth lots of questions to Daddy.

    Don't you know that Sunday morning is quite a busy period for me? There's quite a load of prayers coming in.

    Cuteth me some slack here.
     
  5. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    So... Your human?
     
  6. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Junior -

    I am human.

    I am mineral.

    I am vegetable.

    I am everywhere, everything, all the time.

    This may be hard for you to comprehend because of your limited intelligence - VERY limited...

    BUT...

    One day, when you die, VERY-VERY soon, you will understand.

    All you needeth knoweth for now is that I love you.
     
  7. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    But why are you subject to physical law? And why do you tire?
     
  8. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    It is good pr for me to mingle in the crowds once in while.
     
  9. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    So you can die?
     
  10. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Dark -

    No I cannoteth die.

    I can have severe headaches once in a while though but that is only because I enjoy maybe...er..too...much mass wine.
     
  11. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I wonder if God (the person who has the name on here that is) is a christian or not. cause he's making quite a good job of taking the p*** out of the christian faith

    S
     
  12. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    God is every religion, every man, woman, child and yes, even those long haired rock group guys from the eighties.

    It is trivial for you to worry about what religion you should be, wether; Catholic, Protestant, KKK, Budhist, Weight Watcher, ect...

    Do good.

    That is all I ask.

    If thou couldeth send me a few oil rebate coupons that would also be appreciated but it isn't obligatory.
     
  13. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Mate I don't worry about what religion I should be, I am and always have been a witch

    S
     
  14. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    If your every religion whats the harm in false idols? Aren't you them too
    (Samhain: I would guess he's atheist. He couldnt be christian cause he has no fear of hell....)
     
  15. -GOD-

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    Darkie -

    False idols were in the First Testament.

    In the Second Testament, the Bible, we revised that one.

    It came to me, by my Holy Publicist that a few action figures here in there was pretty good for business.
     
  16. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Its just i would hate to think that he's doing this out of some perverse promotion of christianty, and when he rants (sorry talks) he comes from a christian view pointish.
    so if he is doing this cause he's a christian the only thing he's doing is turning it into a laughing stock

    S
     
  17. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Heed the words of God my children:

    Stop making this a laughing matter, all I hath telleth you about me is the truth.

    Why would anyone pretend to be God if he isn't?

    What possible profit could anyone gain from this? I have no clue.

    I hate to impresseth thou, so, basically all I am is the guy who made the cosmos, the planets, the sun, and you. Nothing more.
     
  18. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Or you could just be an insecure man or woman thats worried about what people may find if they got to know the real you


    S
     
  19. Historically your a constant failure.

    I am in the now moment enacting thoughts of a mentality evolution.

    The infinite AllWays thinks itSelf into finite form.

    This is solely a humorously enlightening issue.

    You beter laugh, -God-, hehehehehehe.
     
  20. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Sam -

    God is infinite in many ways.

    BUT...

    As I've mentionned in another thread, it's not mentionned anywhere in the Bible that my patience is infinite.

    I'm sure you're a little young here to have very high blood pressure...

    NOW...

    Pay a little respects to your old man.
     

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