The God Challenging Thread

Okay God... Lets take it to one thread to avoid trashing other useful threads. Now.... Your profile says your... neutered... But you claim huge balls.... Explain please

 

Dark -

Neutered hath lots of meanings. Doth God thougheth the profile was in Latin.

Can God use the option of "phone a friend"?

 

Can god spell thoughteth? If your infoulable, why did you make a typo... and why would you need to phone a friend if filled with infinate knowledge? Also shouldnt you know my answer is no?

 

Son -

It is the whole human race who makes typo errors. I am perfect. Grab that Bible and read it sometime - it's not there just to prevent cup marks on the table.

Now thou are askingeth lots of questions to Daddy.

Don't you know that Sunday morning is quite a busy period for me? There's quite a load of prayers coming in.

Cuteth me some slack here.

 

So... Your human?

 

Junior -

I am human.

I am mineral.

I am vegetable.

I am everywhere, everything, all the time.

This may be hard for you to comprehend because of your limited intelligence - VERY limited...

BUT...

One day, when you die, VERY-VERY soon, you will understand.

All you needeth knoweth for now is that I love you.

 

But why are you subject to physical law? And why do you tire?

 

It is good pr for me to mingle in the crowds once in while.

 

So you can die?

 

Dark -

No I cannoteth die.

I can have severe headaches once in a while though but that is only because I enjoy maybe...er..too...much mass wine.

 

I wonder if God (the person who has the name on here that is) is a christian or not. cause he's making quite a good job of taking the p*** out of the christian faith

S

 

God is every religion, every man, woman, child and yes, even those long haired rock group guys from the eighties.

It is trivial for you to worry about what religion you should be, wether; Catholic, Protestant, KKK, Budhist, Weight Watcher, ect...

Do good.

That is all I ask.

If thou couldeth send me a few oil rebate coupons that would also be appreciated but it isn't obligatory.

 

Mate I don't worry about what religion I should be, I am and always have been a witch

S

 

If your every religion whats the harm in false idols? Aren't you them too
(Samhain: I would guess he's atheist. He couldnt be christian cause he has no fear of hell....)

 

Darkie -

False idols were in the First Testament.

In the Second Testament, the Bible, we revised that one.

It came to me, by my Holy Publicist that a few action figures here in there was pretty good for business.

 

Its just i would hate to think that he's doing this out of some perverse promotion of christianty, and when he rants (sorry talks) he comes from a christian view pointish.
so if he is doing this cause he's a christian the only thing he's doing is turning it into a laughing stock

S

 

Heed the words of God my children:

Stop making this a laughing matter, all I hath telleth you about me is the truth.

Why would anyone pretend to be God if he isn't?

What possible profit could anyone gain from this? I have no clue.

I hate to impresseth thou, so, basically all I am is the guy who made the cosmos, the planets, the sun, and you. Nothing more.

 

Or you could just be an insecure man or woman thats worried about what people may find if they got to know the real you


S

 

Historically your a constant failure.

I am in the now moment enacting thoughts of a mentality evolution.

The infinite AllWays thinks itSelf into finite form.

This is solely a humorously enlightening issue.

You beter laugh, -God-, hehehehehehe.

 

Sam -

God is infinite in many ways.

BUT...

As I've mentionned in another thread, it's not mentionned anywhere in the Bible that my patience is infinite.

I'm sure you're a little young here to have very high blood pressure...

NOW...

Pay a little respects to your old man.