the goat

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by madcrappie, May 25, 2007.

  1. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I guy I work with in the kitchen gave another guy the dreaded "goat"........ if you havent seen the movie "waiting" you dont know what IM talkin about..... if you do, then good for you. now you know how gross that is.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Please elaborate for those of us who haven't seen the movie.
     
  3. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    the goat is when you bend over and show your balls to a unsuspecting person.........

    its part of this "game" in waiting.......... where they try to get people to look at their balls, and if they do, they get to kick the person who looked in the ass and call them faggots......

    well this guy (who is leaving tomorrow, thank the fuckin lord) had those chef pants with a hole in them, and he had boxers with a hole in them, and had a fellow coworker actually see his nutsack. great huh?
     
  4. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    How old are these people?
     
  5. Flowers In My Hair

    Flowers In My Hair Spontaneous Joy

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    Waiting made me laugh.
    How did the kitchen guy you work with react to experiencing the goat?
     
  6. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    At least he didn't show you all his "fruit basket"...
     
  7. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    the guy that gave the goat is 30 years old. and a prick. he thinks he runs the place, but he doesnt. but today is his last day, so everyone will be happy.

    the kid that got the goat turned his head in disgust
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    sort of interesting that while I was working, elsewhere someone was getting the goat, even though I didn't know of the term or game at the time
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    dave does that to me all the time. he still thinks it's funny, i guess.
     
  10. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I am sensing from the tone of your post that most women don't like getting the goat?
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    rodney carrington stated it best: "I CAN'T HELP IT WOMAN, THEY'RE HIDEOUS!"
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Ryan - you should go up to him and say "hey, can I pet your goat?"
     
  13. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    no thanx Ill leave that up to you
     
  14. TheLittleOne

    TheLittleOne Senior Member

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  15. TigerLily77

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    I guess he went out with a bang. Hilarious!

    Ryan, is this the "know it all" a**hole? If so, thank goodness!! You can breathe now! :)
     
  16. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    Ahaha.

    I've seen something similar to this on a TV show on MTV called 'Jackass'.

    They had these faux old dude balls that they had gotten made for them that they just strap onto their legs.
    So they dressed up as 90 year old men and wore short-shorts around this city with fake old dude balls hanging from their shorts. Walking or bumping into other people and bending or tripping over to expose the ball sack.

    It was so funny!

    I say its all good humour.
     
  17. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    I've always liked goats and thought they were cute... then I read this thread, and I'm now rethinking my whole interest in goats... I dunno....
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    When my friend lived in Amarillo in the ghettttoooo we used to go over to his house and he'd always have about 4 or 5 other people over, mostly guys, and that's how they entertained themselves all weekend. Many ass-kickings ensued, what a game...
     

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