The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AncientHippie, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What is the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

    I have two good ones / cant decide which is better.

    1.) Hang Up and Drive

    2.) I Hate Bumper Stickers
    (Seen on a car FULL of bumper stickers).
     
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  2. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    hmm shit happens will always be a classic
     
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  3. VegOut024

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    I saw one that I thought to be offensive at first because it was so unbeleivably conservative, but I looked at the rest of the bumper stickers, and they were all peace signs so I knew this one was making fun of the unreasonable conservative policies

    It sais "Nuke the gay whales for Jesus"
     
  4. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    i saw one that said " you cant spell slaughter house with out laugher" on a car. i forst got a little mad then i thought about it and wel its kinda funny.
     
  5. Gaston

    Gaston Loup Garou

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    "Honk again if you've never seen an Uzi fired out of a car window"
     
  6. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    My favorite is on the back of my friends car. It says:
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else things your a ****.

    make me laugh every time.
     
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    My favorites are "Women make great leaders! You're following one right now!"

    & "Are you DRUNK or just on your CELLPHONE?" < love that 1 !!!
     
  8. Mushgirl

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    "don't knock masturbation -it's sex with someone you love!" oh and the jesus one is quality... :p
     
  9. windsong

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    I saw one that said: If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
     
  10. gesone

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    These are funny! LOL!
     
  11. canibus420

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    hahahaha thats funny shit lol
     
  12. unlearn.and.be.free

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    "Gas, grass, or ass. Noone rides for free."
    lol
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    (in very small letters)
    You're pretty fucking nosey aren't you?
     
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  14. Nickie loves you

    Nickie loves you Member

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    I saw one that said "George BU** SH**",
    I thought it was rather clever.
     
  15. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them"


    x
     
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    "hows my driving 1-800-eat-shit"
     
  17. jimaug87

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    The Darwin fish symbol inside of the 'jesus' elips.

    "speed kills... but what a way to go" found on a Camero
     
  18. moop

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    "drunk drivers kill, stoned drivers miss their exits"

    "oh well, i wasnt using my civil libertys anyways"
     
  19. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    bumper stickers are so much fun!!!
     
  20. yo-yo

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    tha horn blows does tha driver
     

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