The fun-filled disease thread

Make up a disease and it's symptoms for the previous poster!




The person who comes up with the best disease gets a confidence boost in their creativity skills!

 

Blandiosis

Nothing too interesting occurs, leaves the subject feeling tired.

 

central pa virus..

makes you believe your the center of attention..

 

Symptiotic- forgetfulness disease

forgets to write symptoms for his made-up disease

 

*cough *cough

 

Financealexusosis

Vague malady with early symptoms including a visit to a luxury car dealership by the primary care physician followed by a continuing series of expensive tests and referrals- as well as costly prescriptions and follow up visits. The condition is considered cured when the doctor's new car is paid off.

 

Kooldizeezophia

is very elaborate and good at naming diseases...

 

Sorry, I just had too........
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Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases
Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases

 

peebeejaysclerosis




symptoms include singing peanutbutterjellytime over and over while also suffering from random quick onset explosive diarrhea

 

excremouthunstoppitus

He can`t control the steady stream of dung that comes out of his mouth.

 

How did you know. I haven't tol.......
Gotta Go! Gotta Go NOW!!!!!!!

 

BBadiom neurological syndrome

Symtoms include stuttering, grandiose self ideation (thinks he's God), urinary incontinence, and genital warts that make your penis look like a toads back.
Comes from inhaling too many fumes from engine exhaust combined with the practice of concentrating and smelling your own farts. Severe brain damage occurs and is irreversable.

 

Chronicmastabatorious

Jerks it so much his penis has needed reattacment corrective surgery 4 times.

 

It was only 3 times.
That fourth time it just looked like it was going to fall off.

Perverse lunar fixation psychosis.

Marked by howling at the full moon while masturbating with green swiss cheese and yogurt.

 

Dirtyoldiusmanasustranasus

Belly button lint builds up at a rapid rate, palms sweat profusely, and he becomes completely entranced beyond recovery at the site of hot young ass.

 

cancer


symptoms include slow death and heavy gurgled breathing

 

Jesus man, way to bum me out...

BBADASUSHAIRYARSESCARISUS

Symptoms include profuse sweating, particularily hairy shoulders, feet and buttocks, wetting the bed and scaring children wherever he goes.

 

Lunarversosis


symptoms include irritability similar to old grumpy man and the inability to have a non-gay signature

 

lol. Am I that grumpy?

Gasitisexplosivus

Works around loud cars and other vehicles to cover up his loud explosive gas that can cause sphincter tears and inability to control his bowels.

 

Suckacocklikedraculosis

causes you to do dirty forbidden things in the night...