The fat people thread

Pull up a chair fatty, make yourself a sandwich. God knows your hungry.

This is the fat people thread. Discuss.

 

come on fatties you need to put down the chips so you can type

 

I like fattie chicks.. but sometimes they like me back to much, they must be after my nuts,. ..

 

dude i remember back in middle school there was like a gang of hispanic fat chicks that had a crush on me...

i was seriously afraid of getting raped... it was horrible!

 

oh yeh, I had to avoid the fat chick patrol as well

 

doesn't seem to be very many fat people on the internet.. they must be all stuffing their fat faces with junk food on the lazy boy watching Family Guy

 

I know right, I really expected a bigger turnout, get it, bigger.

like fat people

 

I can eat chips and type at the same time. I'm special like that.

 

But your not fat, you have skinny people ability, or you lack a fat persons attention to chips. You know they can only focus on one thing at a time. Its true, Bigfoot told me.

 

i would join but i'm not fat, but maybe if all the skinny people like us turn up, the crazy fat people may follow, all you have to do is leave a trail of chips

 

crunch crunch crunch, on I hear them coming

 

I'm going to be fat if I keep on eating fuckin' doritos. God, I love doritos!!!

 

My fat ass will eat all of you and the trail of chips you left for me. iggy:

 

fat people with munchies is the end

 

excuse me, even though i am fat i don't eat fast food, i have junk or packaged food less than once every 2 months, 5/7 days of the week i get 2 hours of exercise... 30 min walk 2 school, 30 min walk back, 30 min weight lifting, and a 45 minute arobics class. pplus on top of that (i don't consider this exercise but wtever) i have a 75 minute gym class every morning. sometimes being fat has nothing to do with being unhealthy... and, not all overweight woman are desperate.

 

While this is true the ridiculous rise in obesity in the past 20 years will now make all skinny people judge fat people on the assumption they chose to be fat.

 

yes, but what i'm saying is that they shouldn't make assumptions like that because there are a lot of overweight people who try and try to be skinny but they just can't, so they become anorexic, bulimic, cut themselves, or have their stomachs stapled shut. this is the cruel side of fat jokes... although some of them are funny, a lot of them are hurtful.

 

Fuck skinny peeps... Thats what I think.

 

Snort Ritalin... It works great, you lose weight plus your high. The downfall is heart attack, losing your nose and death.

 

I have a hard time believing(not saying it isn't possible) that with all that healthy eating any exercise, someone would still be fat.

Sure, there is that 'genetic' argument. But I look at that this way- I have alcoholism in my genes. However, if I choose not to drink, there isn't a chance for me to be a drunk.
That isn't a physically accurate analogy, but the principal remains the same.

Anyway, I have now grabbed a bag of Doritos because this thread inspired me to do so.
They are very good.