The Earth is flat

How can you be so sure the Earth is flat really? Maybe all those photographs from space are faked. Maybe also meteorites and stuff are faked.

 

You know, after NASA lost all those original moon disks I was meaning to ask Pressed Rats opinions on it.

 

Pressed Rat is cool and all and sometimes I enjoy reading his posts, but honestly I think he has gone insane.
Poor guy.

 

He's an alright guy.

 

if the earth was flat, would there be a curvature of the earth's shadow on the moon? explain that.

 

hey man.. well how do we know you're not fake.. or like just a figment of our imagination?

 

Easy. The moon is fake too.

 

I am probably fake, but so is your imagination.

 

lol. you're not on anything or.. anything. are you man?

 

Why do people always assume I am on anything? I guess I am just one of those people who are constantly natural high. Or normal.

 

The earth is a piece of shit that the sun squirted out with other space diahrrea one day after eating taco bell

 

And you know this because?

 

because i had tea with pressed rat this afternoon

 

Then it must be true.

 

It's kind of a Matrix, like that movie... Bill and Ted.

The world is actually Keanu Reeves forehead. We just can't see it because Reeves forehead is so shiny it reflects.

 

thats so poetic and moving Gary, wasted here really

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Then Explain...When Watching a Ship Sail Away...They Disapear...Bit by bit...Until mast Last to Dissapear...

And...Depending on How Long They are Sailing...Come Back From...

Behind...

I am Really Not Explaing myself...

 

I know Sam, I'm sure i would be knighted if i were in your country

 

I cried when I read it, but I had just banged my head so that might have been the reason
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Space diahrrea....excellent theory...