The dumbest thing ive ever done while stoned!!

Well about 2 hours ago i got done smokin a fat joint. After i was done i went to the kitchen to make some ego waffels, and after i put them into the toaster i realized i need some fucking syrup. After i pulled it out of the fridge i started pouring it into the toaster thinking it wouldnt hurt the toaster. Dont get the wrong idea and think im a dumbass, I was just blazed outta my fucking mind.

 

Dude...your going to need a new toaster, thats gonna reek for years.

 

Haha i know, and the whole house smells like absolute shit.

 

No it won't. Put the toaster in the dishwasher for a couple of cycles, use lots of dish soap.

It'll be good as new.

 

oh you crazy motherfucker

 

that's pretty funny. i love those mistakes...

 

Well today i was stoned and started hanging on the rod that holds up the shower curtain and i broke one side off.

 

lol yea thats pretty fuckin stupid lol

 

I know it was kinda bad cause my mom came home like 3 minutes later and i mumbled and slurred "i i broke the rod here in the shower um i broke the shower rod mom" it was sad. BTW im fucking so flying high right now.

 

i fell down my staircase...

 

walking into things...
Totally forget what you were telling the person that you are having a conversation with about.

 

You want to put an electrical appliance in the dishwasher...

 

last night i tried to light my bowl up with the chopping scissors and was confused why it wasnt working for about 5 minutes

 

ok...not even a stoner is that dumb...il give it 10 seconds tops

 

yesterday i was playing frisbee and i crashed my head into a tree in slow motion.
bad thing is I wasn't even faded. lol it hurt but was hilarious

 

once we had this little mushroom bong that was made out of a lawn ordiment. You had to tilt it back alittle bit or it would leak and i didnt have it tilted back and spilled it all over myself and than my friend told me to tilt it and i moved it the wrong way and spilled about 1/2 the water on myself without even realizing it

 

Well…yeah. It would be dumb to put the toaster in the [clothes] washer. The violent agitation during the wash, rinse, and spin cycles would result in severely damaging the toaster beyond repair. Additional damage will certainly result if the [clothes] dryer is also used. To say nothing of the cacophonous crashing noise of a toaster being buffeted about for 2 hours.

 

i put those white castle burgers in the microwave with the plastic still on

 

i start conversations while stoned, then stop in the middle of the sentence and instantly change the subject or just dont talk anymore- and people are like carry on dude and im like WHAT!!!

 

I don't think I've ever done anything that specifically stupid, I just act like an idiot all the time.