the dumb bitch got hand lotion all over my glass pipe

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    its all greasy and hard to hold.

    and now my hands smell like I just touched an expensive whore.


    I sorta feel classy


    but mostly just pissed.
     
  2. have her give you a hand job
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    she already did. but it wasn't that great.
     
  4. feeling classy has it's drawbacks :)
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    yeah. now I feel used
     
  6. don't worry you'll get over it ;-)
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    already am. I just used the pipe as a dildo, and my ass cleaned off that nasty lotion.

    I'm good to go again
     
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    sometimes the simplest solution is the best
     
  10. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i've always wondered what it would be like to use a bowl to masturbate with...

    i just couldn't ever bring myself to do it because well other people smoke outta there too.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    they wouldn't have to know
     
  12. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    yeah but i would just can't bring myself to do it. and i'd smell me on it anyways, i mean i do smell good and all, not dirty or anything. however i do know a girl that does have her own masturbation pipe, i just asked her why she didn't just invest in a dildo, she said because the pipe was shaped better.
     
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    your brain is very interesting. I would think shoving a bowl up my asshole would be much more difficult then simply wiping it off. But you know, different strokes for different folks:p
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I made a ceramic pipe in the shape of a penis in ceramics class in high school.

    sadly, I only got to smoke out of it a couple times cuz someone stole it.


    oh the looks I'd get when i'd pull that out and start sucking on it.
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    but that would require me to find something to wipe it off with, which would mean I'd have to go downstairs.

    not gonna happen
     
  16. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    you shoulda told everyone to get their own cock!
     
  17. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    yeah of course lazy ass!
     
  18. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    do you piss and shit in your chair too? have a mini refrigerator next to you?
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    yes yes and yes
    the chair has a hole and bucket underneat that my wife empties once a month or so
     
  20. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    Oh what a turnon of a hubby you are;)
     

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