the douchiest message the world has ever known.

i don't know if any of you have heard this, but i found it particularly hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k&feature=channel_page

 

hey! MY name is Dimitri!

 

he's from Toronto haha. 416 area code.

 

Dude this is some serious shit hahah.

 

wow.....

 

Oh god, what a creep hahaha. This is hilarious.

 

i think there may be a warrant out for your arrest

you sick greek fuck

 

now i dont know if you are just taken aback by my intelligence, or what - but i will give you the opportunity to apologize until the hour...after that you will have wished you have said you are sorry.

 

lol this guy is creepy

 

lmao what a clown

 

are you on medication... haha,s, funny stuff..

 

just a joke, dimitri, all in fun

i did not mean to hurt your feelings.

 

He better be the most attractive dude on earth with this type of ego. He better be able to turn every straight guy gay and every lesbian straight.

 

this has "olga's" reaction (video)
i dunno if it's real or a joke though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiocrNQdpU&feature=related

 

I know, it would really suck to actually be on pills for something and then hear that.

 

I am actually completely normal and there is nothng wrong with me. I am a real catch, I make a lot of money.

 

I was laughing really hard to this last night. But man, I want to smash Dimitri's face in.

 

I really want to meet this guy, I'm curious as to how one can become so awesome.

 

this is how i leave messages for the chicks