the cutest dog EVAR!

I wish Zephyr was still that small. Well, I don't think he's ever been that tiny, and he's a small dog, but man...to have him little bitty again would be so great, lol.

 

i'm not really a fan of small dogs. i mean, my ex's family had a small dog that was a sweetheart. but there's just too much noise to put up with. and big dogs are just plain cooler.

 

Having a small dog, I 100% agree with KC. That little fucker can yip so high pitched it makes your ears want to bleed. Fucking dickhole.

 

i'm always 100% right. even when i'm not. and i'll FIGHT TO THE DEATH anyone who says otherwise. :toetap05:

 

i think you were wrong that one time you talked about always being right.

so id say you're 99.9% right.

 

Yesterday I went outside to check on him, because he figured out how to get out of the fence and we haven't figured out where he's digging through at yet, though luckily he just comes around to the front porch and chills there until someone lets him in, lol. Anyway, I went out there and he was playing in the backyard and he saw me and started barking at me and then it turned into this high pitched squeal and I got fed up with it and went inside so my eardrums wouldn't burst, and it turns out he was just upset because he wanted to come inside to poop. What the hell is his deal?

 

if i were to ever have a dog it would be a little bitty one. big dogs are just... i don't know. they're annoying to me.

i like cats and itsy bitsy dogs.

 

no. i was right. i was RIIIIIIIIIGHT!

i thought i was wrong once, but it turns out i was mistaken. THAT'S the .01% to which you are referring.

 

i love cats. they're so awesome.

but i loves me some big dogs. they're so chill.

 

Little dogs are alright when they're calm. Sometimes I think Zephyr's heart will explode from the sheer excitement he gets from the most mundane things. You go to pee and the way he jumps around you, you'd think you were showing him doggy porn.

 

lol... yeah, i know. little dogs act like they're made out of crack!

 

My parents have a mini schnauzer and she's old and arthritic now, but still spazzes all the time like she's a puppy. She cracks me up.

 

little dogs are just like until the end tho, it does kinda get annoying though