The Corny Joke Thread!

I dunno 'bout you, but I love corny jokes. They're so corny (if they're corny enough) that they're funny.

kay kay here's one:

Did you hear about the fight at the candy shop?

Two suckers got licked!


HAHAHHAHA!

 

hehe

where did i hear this one...

How many political idealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, politicals idealists cant change shit.

 

whats meaner than a pitbull with aids..??


























the mother fucker that gave it to him......

 

HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE your sig. pic!!!! That's great!!!!

 

What's more submissive than a puppy dog?













A North Carolinian getting doggie styled by her own brother.

 

You're a dumbass, bug man.

 

and your joke was so much better? You, my friend, are the dumb-ass. Sorry.

 

Why were the police lookin fer the Panda Bear that went to resteraunts?























He eats shoots, and leaves.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

 

What did the fish say when he swam into a rock?

























Damn.

 

Have you guys heard about the new pirate movie?













It's rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.




And what's brown and sticky?















A stick.


how sad - those are my two all-time favourite jokes.

 

What do you call a dog with earmuffs?

















Anything! It can't hear you!

 

Pappa ANd momma tomato and the kid tomato lol were walking the kid tamato was falling behind so the papa tamato went to the kid tomato and stepped on him and said ketchup HAHAHHA..........its worded diff.. from the movie pulp fiction hehe


peace
chickens

 

Nionono, Soulrebel! It's what did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall: "dam."


What do you call a cow with two legs?



Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef.



HHAHAHAA

Okay, finally,
Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says, "Could you hand me that bar of soap?" And the other says, "What do you take me for . . . a LIGHTBULB??"


BRILLIANT.

 

uhhh i dont get it, i might be too stoned

 

what were you eating under there?

underwear?

boxers or briefs?









what do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog?

a ribbit

 

liquor in the front, poker in the rear!

 

Have you heard that new Jewish rapper?



Ice Berg!

 

Descartes (the philosopher) is sitting in a bar waiting for a friend. the waitress comes past and asks if he'd like a drink. Descartes says "No, I don't think so" and disappears in a cloud of smoke.....

ah, philosophy humour....

 

oh thats it? i heard it on the radio yesterday, so i couldnt see the spelling and ive burnt away a few of my memory cells since then. but haha, these are funny.

 

whtf?? i dont get it....