The Christmas Thread

So, are we all looking forward to Christmas, as subjects of a good Christian country?

Or are you more "Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn"?

Post your Christmas thoughts...

 

I adore Christmas. It is always a time of family and love for me and that will never change.

 

I love christmas, I love the looks on the faces of all the little children and the snow and the chestnuts. It really is a time for Roy Chubby Brown and everything that's wonderful about Britain.

 

Fuck christmas. Fuck commercialism, fuck the Jesus-crap, fuck Santa Claus

:cheers2:

 

But what about the looks on the faces of all the little chestnuts, and the brown snow, and the chubby children?

 

Fuck 'em.


(not literally :leaving: )

 

I'm sorta looking forward to it, need something to do for new year that isn't in Bristol though.

 

I don't know where to spend Christmas. I might be in France or see my family here, or perhaps stay at mine and be with my boyfriend.

 

Im not into the whole buy shitloads of junk, pretend you love Jesus, eat up hundreds of quids worth of lecky on lights, scoff a load of corpses and use up loads of paper and then throw it in the bin stuff...but I am looking forward to seeing our family who always make us a lovely meal, exchanging a few modest pressies and having a bit of a party. So Im excited. Cheers up winter a bit

 

^^ exactly.. said much prettier than I did

 

But won't somebody think of the chestnuts and the look on the faeces of the baby jesus:willy_nilly:

 

aww baby faeces
Yeah Im pretty much that broody

You put that stinking smegging stupidarsed song in my head!:willy_nilly:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aCflkUf6v0U
WE DONT FUCKING LIKE CHESTUNUTS OR OPEN FIRES IN THESE PARTS, ALRIGHT!?

 

I'ma gonna get a giant pack of play-doh or silly putty, then give everyone a tub each. Everyone loves that stuff.

 

I would love a tub of playdoh! That would actually be my ideal present...

 

See! Everyone loves the stuff. And that's the basis I'm working on.

 

I'm making bracelets for random forum girls (and one forum guy)...

 

- well I wouldn't go that far, but I'd like to see Christmas return to the original pagan festival, keep the eating and drinking to celebrate the winter solstice and the lightening of the days, maybe a few pressies as well, but cut the God Squad.

You can't beat a good knees-up

I'm going to be in a cottage in West Sussex with my mum, sister and aunt. Looking forward to some country walks and a beer or two down the local. Would be great if we got some snow!

 

i can't stand christmas, worst time of year by a mile. it's cancelled in my house.

 

I went to the Christmas markets today, had expensive mulled wine, expensive crepes and expensive sausages. Was quite disapointed and wasted money. But then had dinner with my god father and went through his script for the brilliant tv show!

 

Today I remembered the existence of mistletoe.. ive not heard it mentioned in aaaaaaaages

I am looking forward to Christmas lots.. have 2 weeks booked off work and with priviledge and public holidays.. only works out to usign 5 days of my actually holiday up..
whoooop