the chicken and the egg debate

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  1. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    the answer is obviously egg. if you believe in evolution that is. all birds come from eggs. the evolutionary predocesser of the chicken had to be a bird too, so whatever extinct thing produced that chicken, had to have had a mutated egg to create the chicken, seeing as it was a bird too. i mean, if the chicken came first, it would have had an evolutionary predecessor that gave live birth.
     
  2. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    ok, answer me this then. which came first, the butt plug or, the dildo?
     
  3. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Believe it or not, this was an extra credit question on an Earth History exam I had in college. "Based on your readings from Darwin & Gould, which came first, the chicken or the egg, and why?"

    Dr Barbara Ruff, GEO 112, if I remember correctly, and many beers have flowed beneath the bridge since then....Please, do not ask which way I jumped. Or why.
     
  4. dd3stp233

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    Some dinosuars laid eggs far before there were any birds.
     
  5. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    The answer is obviously the chicken. Without the chicken to keep the egg warm, it'd simply die.
     
  6. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i have thought about this for awhile. i think the egg evolved into the chicken.
    i base this on the fact that, chickens are as dumb as fuck therefore, chickens have the IQ of an egg; so, therefore, chickens are eggs and, eggs are chickens.
    some eggs have not as of yet, evolved into chickens.
    of course, it might be the case that, not all chickens have as of yet, de-evolved into eggs.
     
  7. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    But if the chicken is an egg, how does it lay another egg? Egg's have no exit tract. It'd just be making a stack-doll of eggs.
     
  8. dd3stp233

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    eggs that fit into other eggs
     
  9. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    EUREKA!!!
    :D
     
  10. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    an ancester of the chicken laid a mutated egg which became the chicken, darwinsim always wins
     
  11. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    ^^simpler explanation of what i was trying to say.
     
  12. zencoyote

    zencoyote Member

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    No..no..no....

    It was neither! The answer is the ROOSTER! He came first....like most males.

    Zen
     
  13. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Exactly, the answer is the egg.
     
  14. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Actually, I've changed my mind, the chicken comes first, I was looking at it too simplistically. The chicken comes first, the egg then forms around the embryo.
     
  15. cynderbuster

    cynderbuster Guest

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    Neither egg or chicken arrived on thier own. Whatever evolved into the chicken was already laying eggs. I actually saw a show today (technically I listened from the other room) about this. I think it was about Easter traditions but it brought up the age old question... and scientists have not concluded which came first or figured out the exact evolution of the chicken. ????
     
  16. Stoned Philosopher

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    chiken be first. chicken is yummy.
     

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